Putting Up Christmas in Dallas

 

So what's it all about, so-called "LSP"? Good question, and I'll tell you. It's all about putting up Christmas at Ma LSP's HQ in Dallas. Tree, lights, angel, not fairy, and assorted ornaments. Some of them feel like old friends, though the oldest look too worn now to go up on the tree. Sic transit, and in fairness they date back to the '40s.

Of course Bark-Bark was a great help, and added to the luster of an ancient Moslem runner. I think it's Caucasian, but know nothing of rugs these days so perhaps it isn't. Ruggery aside, the dog was fascinated, and who can blame him?

In other news, rumors that Prince Harry is being deported to Net Zero, Bonkers Britain are just that, rumors. Not unlike photos of Obama et al at Diddy  parties, when you think on it. And there you have it, Christmas is up in Dallas.

Mission Accomplished,

LSP

What's Going On In Bonkers Britain?

 

Via Jules

Don't get me wrong, I love the Sceptered Isle, it's a great place but things seem to be getting pretty nutty in the UK right about now. I mean, really.

Archbishop of Canterbury Justsin Welby has resigned because he was found out covering up egregious pedo sex crimes. Oops, how many more mitred heads will roll and who will replace these establishment lib malfeasants? Good question. Then there's the laughable floppy haired Old Etonian BoJo threatening to send what's left of UKLF to Ukraine. Excuse me?

Not to be outdone, Two-Tier Kier's Labour Government has declared war on the country's farmers with a new inheritance tax that'll wipe out family farms. Own 200 acres and want to pass that on to your kids? Sure, go right ahead if your estate can soak up a 40% tax hit; sorry, kulaks, you've got to go, Net Zero ain't cheap. Word to the wise, the UK produces something like 1% of the world's carbon emissions, nobody cares.

On topic, Two-Tier waxed lyrical at COP 29 in Azerbaijan the other day, pledging the UK to 81% less CO2 emissions by the 2035. Guess what, Brit punters, that means you're gonna have to eat less meat and dairy because that produces methane which will destroy fragile Planet Gaia. Now maybe you're beginning to see where the war on farmers comes in. But that's not all.

It wasn't mental health.

It wasn't the far-right.

It wasn't racism.

It wasn't drugs.

It was Islam. Again. #Southport pic.twitter.com/G5CwLFntmJ

— Peter Lloyd (@Suffragent_) October 29, 2024

Some of you may remember a Rwandan Moslem who wasn't a Moslem but then became a Moslem again and went knife jihad on a kiddy party a month or so ago in Northern England, prompting wholesale looting of Greggs sausage rolls, general mayhem and a Government crackdown on HATE. Yes, online HATE.

It's a real issue, all these people posting mean things on the internet, against Moslems, an apparently open border, and all of that. So, determined to put a stop to HATE, if not stabbings, Tier's Stasi have raided 100s of homes over the last week alone, to interview enemies of the State  perpetrators of HATE for Non Criminal Hate Crimes. One of them was a Telegraph journalist who made the serious error of posting a mean tweet a year ago. Less of your lip, missy.

There's way more but suffice to say, it's a generally bad idea to mess with farmers. It's like, you know, they grow all your food and stuff, and now they're threatening to go on strike and block the ports and roads because they don't want to be put out of business in favor of solar panels, windmills and industrial Ag. 

You'd think, dear readers, all two of you, that the UK was a lesser mirror of the corrupt malfeasance and shenanigans we've had to put up with in the States for far, far too long. I pray it's put right.

Salve,

LSP