Tuesday, February 1, 2022
The Honking Will Continue
Monday, January 31, 2022
Meanwhile In Truckistan
— (AD) Deo Non Fortuna (@_labour_first) January 31, 2022
Now look here, violent racists, you better stop dancing because you're a hate-filled, violent, fringe minority of Nazis. But the truckers and their fascist friends keep dancing. What?
In the meanwhile, Canada's sniveling fag multi-talented actress remains in hiding, in a secret location on Lake Harrington, not too far from Ottawa's dance party. Don't be shy, Justine, join in, just like you did for corp sponsored BLM and Pride.
It'd be a shame if truckers somehow found a way to blockade Trudeau's secret prime ministerial mansion, don't you think?
10/4,
LSP
Blackface Trudeau Calls Truckers Racist
Sunday, January 30, 2022
Canadian Truckers
Well Done Son
He's happy, I'm happy, the Army's happy because a Specialist's done well and passed a Soldier of The Month board, which opens up NCO school and makes his leaders look good, so they're happy too. So what next?
A new regiment, obviously, to guard our southern border, the President's Own, made up of lancers, auxiliary Mexicans, a "melee" and associated hard chargers. Hon. Col.? Melania. She inspires the troops, and all of us. Unlike, say, Dr. Jill or the Field Hand.
In other news, Miss Trudeau's fled Canada to a secret location because a fringe minority of truckers have taken over zhir main city, Ottawa. Oops, time to go, Justine. You can imagine the transgendered gnashing of teeth in Toronto.
And what's with Toronto anyway? They think their city's so cosmopolitan and European but it's just this place in Canada, which has to be fed... by truckers.
Arduus Ad Solem,
LSP
Saturday, January 29, 2022
Yes - Joni Mitchell is a Devil Witch
Far-sighted readers of this kebab stand on the information superhighway influential mind blog will remember that Team LSP did the polling, crunched the numbers and came up with a disturbing result. Yes, super talented, big yellow taxi, millionaire celebrity socialist Joni Mitchell is, in fact, a Devil Witch.
Here, let's follow the science.
Whoa. The polling data's pretty damning, what a Devil Witch. And think, it all started so innocently, in Laurel Canyon, with our old friends, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. There they were, stardust, golden, but not now, oh no. Too busy shilling for the Man, Big Pharma, and that sweet, sweet ca$h.
That in mind, you can see how 2013's poll data's on an exponential curve to devilry upside and Joni doesn't disappoint. She's leaving Spotify to join her old partner in crime, Neil Young, aka Idiot. Get the vax, serfs, the Devil Witch tells us, or you won't be able to listen to my awesome music, you'll have to hear Joe Rogan instead.
Oh dear, what a tragedy, and what can we say? With Wild, "Hey, hey, lost my Spotify." In 2019 there were over 100 million people on Spotify. Now they're missing out on Neil and Joni.
Oh well,
LSP
Friday, January 28, 2022
Roving
Just roving the streets of this bucolic Texan haven and thanking God that he's called me to here. Just think of all the metrosprawl alternatives. OK, for many that's fine, and I don't judge, but I'd rather be in the country and I have to say, I miss Oxford and London. (What? Ed.)
In the meanwhile it's a fish fry here at the Compound and all the more awesome for catching it yourself. Striper. Ferocious beasts they were too.
In other news, check out sartori in Norwich, yes, it's a thing, and buy bullets. You never know, they might prove kinetically useful or, if not, you can always swap them for food.
Your helpful and practical Friend,
LSP
Thursday, January 27, 2022
Musk Rocks Neil Young is an Idiot
And in the darkness bind them https://t.co/BvxR4HTTq1
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 27, 2022
You may think that Elon Musk, the world's richest man, is strange and weird but he's got Covid tyranny down. In the darkness bind them. Well said, Mr. Musk, and how willingly they're bound.
Canadian truckers rule
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 27, 2022
Unless you're a Canadian trucker and Elon, who loves the Peoples' Currency, DOGE$, is all in favor of the Convoy. Canadian truckers rule. But how to defeat Justine and associated rainbow safety tyrants?
Vote them out
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 27, 2022
Good call but do we still have that luxury ? In the meanwhile, Neil Young's an idiot.
Your Pal,
LSP
Wednesday, January 26, 2022
Convoy!
GO CANADA
CANADA - Truckers against medical discrimination. This convoy is now heading to Ottawa and is 70km long,
— Bernie's Tweets (@BernieSpofforth) January 24, 2022
We stand with you Canada. #NoVaccinePassports #NoMandatoryVaccines #Covid_19 pic.twitter.com/pYGQI6mTty
#SALMONARM BC more clips 🚒🚚🚛🏁🇨🇦
— LiviaK🇨🇦🇺🇸@cavegirl17🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@cave_girl17) January 27, 2022
Canadian Trucker Freedom Convoy 2022 - Salmon Arm BC FREEDOM RALLY https://t.co/Tj76XsQKdG via @YouTube
Tuesday, January 25, 2022
Neil Young Joe Rogan Throwdown
Super talented awesome pop star Neil Young, as in old man take a look at your life, has blasted alt-celeb Joe Rogan, telling the famous ball-cap wearing podcaster to get off Spotify or "he will." What? Old Shaky's gonna take all his music off Spotify unless Rogan stops defying the COVID narrative?
Something like that. At one point Neil Young was a standard bearer for a movement which threatened to crush the establishment, which stuck it to the Man. And now? OBEY ME OR GET CENSORED.
Which makes us ask, was Neil a two-bit Stalinist all along? What can I say, down by the river.
Friends,
LSP