Wednesday, October 13, 2021

STORMFRONT

 


Lightning cracks across the sky, turning night to day as thunder crashes down like a barrage of guns on the Oder, shaking the house with elemental fury. Our Old Enemy the Weather is at it again. Dauntless, I stood on the porch, braving the lashing rain to do its worst. 

"Do your worst, Weather!" I thundered from the safety of the Compound's spacious, safe, historic and well constructed porch, "Monetize all the debt you like, you green mountebank, but we're not falling for your corporate Bolshevik ponzi."




Ferox, but our enemy ignored me entirely and continued to bombard this once prosperous farming community with a deluge of rain, sky water. What will tomorrow bring? Discarded weaves, needles, cast off Dicky's BBQ beakers, the broken fragments of a child's toy, all that and more floating in a poisonous backflow effluent of broken drains. 


Witch

A parable? Perhaps. In the meanwhile, smart people are sharpening kukris, loading mags, laying in supplies and praying hard for angelic and divine aid. My feeling is that we'll need it in the coming years.

Your Friend,

LSP


13 comments:

LL said...

A dull kukri isn't useful to anyone.

And if you allow a witch to live, you're going against sacred scripture.

And there is a black female 007.

So there.

Dad of Six said...

How did Blue Lightning handle the storm?

Wild, wild west said...

Pardon me for displaying my ignorance, yet again. Who's the witch?

Bob said...

We're surrounded by ignorance and it ain't getting any better.

Ed Bonderenka said...

In lieu of a Kukri, I have a Harbor Freight machete.
Watermelon tested.
But if it comes to that. I will have run out of 1000s of rounds of ammo.

RHT447 said...

What Ed said. Lead parts first. Then, what ever works. Speaking for myself, I have a selection of point things that fix to the front of my rifles. I would prefer not to let an attacker get machete close. Any number of common garden tools with long handles have better reach.

LSP said...

LL, I'm totally with you, a sharp kukri is a good kukri. Then there's the witch who's been allowed to live and prosper in the upper echelons of society. Our rulers will come to regret that, just imagine an eternity of Yoko songs on an endless loop.

A female POC 007? Good luck at the box office.

LSP said...

It didn't seem to bother him, DOS, oddly. Spent most of the excitement sleeping!

LSP said...

That's the infamous Spirit Cooking Marina Abramovic, WWW, America's top art witch, friend to our beloved rulers.

LSP said...

Ain't that the truth, Bob.

LSP said...

Will the bullets fly, Ed? Let's hope not. In the meanwhile, we sharpen.

PS. Prayers for the knee.

LSP said...

RHT, the cities could get nasty... just saying. Have a bug out strat.

Wild, wild west said...

Bejabbers, Parson, I looked up that pitiful creature on the innertubes and she's bat-guano crazy for sure.