Thursday, October 15, 2020

Serious Political Analysis - Crack Pipe Edition

 

What's going on, in politics? Good question and hard to tell because you're wasted on crack the news cycle's moving so quickly, like one of those abhorrent windmills turning at full tilt. Still, here at the Compound we've crunched the numbers and spun up the algos.

Here's the result.



You can vote for deep state pay to play, crack pipe Moloch. Then get millions of dollars and go to Hell. But what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world?



Or you can vote Life and go to Heaven.


Which way will you choose? Think carefully and reflect. This call is all yours and it's all important, what's it to be? Remember, the destination of your immortal soul hangs in the balance.

So call the shot.

No pressure,

LSP


PS. Is Hunter in hiding? Asking for a friend.

4 comments:

Infidel de Manahatta said...

America voted for death, unfortunately, a long long time ago. Wish I could be more optimistic.

We used to make fun of the Mayans for their human sacrifices. But we will be judged harsher. The Mayans didn't have ultrasound.

I like to tell my female friends that if men were able to get pregnant abortion would be illegal because men have more respect for human life. Then I stand back and watch the eruption.

BTW, I'm only half-joking about the men having more respect for human life bit.

Oh well. The election is 2 1/2 weeks off. Let's hope it is such a Trump landslide that we don't have to wait until January for Justice Roberts to tell us Biden won.

Julie Culshaw said...

hoping that the Dems corruption gets more and more exposed in the next few weeks. Is the general population following this or are they just looking at useless junk on their phones?

LL said...

It would be interesting for Hunter to hold a press conference and take questions.

Biden is fighting for his life, literally, because if President Trump is re-elected, he'll end up in prison. If Biden wins, all of it will be swept away and the media will never ask (don't ask, don't tell).

There's an interesting YouTube video from China on the Biden connection over at Virtual Mirage.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

In his position, Slo Joe was introduced to scores of people day in and out. I was waiting for a "smoking gun". Of course he would let his son introduce people. Maybe even knowing something smelly was in the wind, it was a wink and nod to his son making money.

Now it appears we are much closer to the "smoking gun". The American Media Maggots (h/t BZ) have too much invested to make the case against him. Hopefully, undecided voters will make the case against him.