Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Guns & Flags



Another typical night at the Compound, cleaning shotguns, sharpening knives and ordering Confederate flags off the information superhighway. 




Yes, you can still buy them, oddly, and you don't even have to download a Tor browser and a company of undercover Feds to do so. But what flags?




Good question. The Bonnie Blue, obviously, and the First National. They come in "superknit nylon", 3'x5', and promise to set off the front porch in a patriotic, civic pride kind of way.




In related news, plans are afoot to create subdued Bonnie Blue velcro hook cap patches. Put 'em on your cap, your coat, wherever, totally up to you. Should be ready in a week or so.

Cheers,

LSP

8 comments:

LL said...

It is said that the Bonnie Blue Flag is like kryptonite to progs.

LSP said...

With some justice, LL. Progs have been known to MELT DOWN at the very glimpse of a Bonnoe Blue.

1st Nat's for stealth.

Jim said...

The naval jack is what really gets them.

LSP said...

It's true, Jim. They really hate that one.

LindaG said...

Velcro patches sounds like a good deal. :)

LSP said...

Linda, I'll be sending them out when they're ready.

Chas S. Clifton said...

If the CSA government had paid more attention to logistics and less to re-designing the flag on an annual basis, they might have done better.

LSP said...

Chas, they thought the Royal Navy would blockade the North, it had ships then, and so had the leisure to design attractive flags.

Some argue this was an error.