What better way to unwind after a hard day's work than to sit back and relax with some feminist liturgy. Like Our Mother Who Is Within Us:
Our Mother who is within us
we celebrate your many names.
Your wisdom come.
Your will be done,
unfolding from the depths within us.
Each day you give us all that we need.
You remind us of our limits
and we let go.
You support us in our power
and we act with courage.
For you are the dwelling place within us
the empowerment around us
and the celebration among us
now and for ever. Amen
Beautiful, isn't it, but don't forget croning. Yes, croning, in which a group of old crones celebrate being just that, crones. One of the better parts of this empowering liturgy features the Presentation of Crone Jewels, which only cost around a buck apiece from a "rock shop." It goes like this:
Presentation of Crone Jewels (These can be purchased at a rock shop for about $1 each)
Leader: “Amethyst has long been credited with special magic, believed to have powers of protection, healing, and enhancement of mental powers and wit, valued as a stone of spirituality and peace. It is associated especially with the Crone. We wish to present each of the honorees with her own Crone jewel as a token of her status as Crone.”
[Stones presented by Leader]
Toast to the New Crones (Have a sparkling drink here)
Leader: “Let us now toast the new Crones.”
Group Chant: “The earth, the air, the fire, the water, return, return, return, return.”
So special, treasure your crone jewels. After a closing benediction invoking the elemental spirits of earth, air, fire and water, the newly minted crones are free to disperse.
You can read the whole thing here or, if you prefer, be inspired by the ACoC (Anglican Church of Canada) clergyperson who's also a wizard figure.
Your Friend,
LSP
7 comments:
I wouldn't even know where to begin unpacking this dangerous nonsense. That the pagan priest has Matthew Fox on top of his list of influences says much.
"Feminist" type women are anything but feminine. And dancing around in your bare feet? Just NO.
Adrienne, it really is appalling.
LOL, I'm just popping more popcorn...
I have a different take on it. If you put clown noses on them, they could take the act on the road, under the big top. They're freaks in need of a manager.
The songs are real toe-tappers. They need a lesbian/witch label to pick them up and at least release a single.
Nothing quite like a good old feminist liturgy, NFO.
Whoa, LL! Now you're talkin'. But who'll be the manager? I think it has to be a woman, but you should be boss of the record label. Run it from the mine.
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