Thursday, April 18, 2019

Behold The investigative Genius Of France



France is notorious for its detective work, for an uncanny ability to solve the baffling of crimes. Some would almost call it psychic:

The French investigators have such extraordinary powers of forensic penetration that they can dispense with all inductive aids to inquiry. Here they have not one, not two or three, but twelve acts of violent desecration in the past month, including an arsonist attack against the second largest church in France. 
Then Notre Dame catches fire - and what a fire it was - on Monday of Holy Week. Even before the fire was brought under control, the authorities ruled out arson. Has the world ever seen a more potent demonstration of investigative prowess?




In related news, it's Mueller Time. I think we own that meme now.

God bless,

LSP

15 comments:

Adrienne said...

Happy Easter Triduum, LSP. I'm ready with accouterments to keep me from falling asleep during the loooooooong readings.

LL said...

Not having been there and without any understanding of what was going on at the time in the cathedral, I can't say one way or there other. But the timing alone is very suspicious and might have merited more than a twenty-minute investigation.

However, the Pink Panther was French, as was his nemesis, Inspector Closeau... does your dog bite?

Well Seasoned Fool said...

A cynic might suggest that conclusion was reached because any other might further inflame the 'yellow vests'.

EasyCompany said...

Oh, you done it now!

Hercule Poirot is a Belgian detective, not French!

LindaG said...

I expected they were directed in their findings, to bring a quick closure for the Easter observances.

Will the people agree though?

RHT447 said...

Hercule Poirot--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucKnNOkiapg

Too bad we couldn't hire Kato as Mueller's aid.

Kid said...

They will never admit their favorite migrants (invaders) were responsible. Funny they haven't taken credit for it yet, but maybe they did and it's not being reported either.

The dems are seeing how low on the limbo pathetique' they can go. They can go lower. Believe me. Believe me. This I will tell you.

LSP said...

Good luck, Adrienne!

LSP said...

Some say it was arson, LL. Then again, the French psychic detectives say it wasn't, so it can't have been.

Blue Terminator's quick to bite and that'll be even more effective when the titanium fangs arrive.

LSP said...

WSF, perhaps they think the people are stupid?

LSP said...

Dammit, Easy Company, you make an excellent point.

LSP said...

It's a great mystery, Linda, let's see how it plays out. At some point, people are going to get fed up with French churches getting burned.

LSP said...

RHT, you stand with Easy Company!

Nice vid.

LSP said...

Kid, I won't argue with that. Much, much lower.

Of course Satan's driven them insane and will discard his toys as they fail.

Anonymous said...

One need not fall into conspiracy theories. There is no more evidence for anything outside here than Nero's assertion that the Christians ignited Rome. Rather one should remember the lightning strike at York Minister in England on 9th July 1984. God moves in mysterious ways