Thursday, February 26, 2015

Jihadi John & Global Warming


It's snowing here, as usual, so I asked a cowboy who has a hat and cattle, if we should hold Stations of the Cross outside this evening. He wasn't buying, which means our symbolic pilgrimage to Calvary will be inside today. So much for Climate Change, which has made everything colder because it's so much warmer.

In other news, Jihadi John, the notorious ISIS headsman, has been identified as Mohammed Emwazi. Emwazi comes from a well-to-do London family, and graduated from College with a degree in computer programming before leaving Britain for Syria and the Caliphate.

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I guess there weren't enough opportunities for programming jobs to give Mohammed Emwazi a fulfilling existence in Britain. Maybe all he knew was Fortran or something, and just couldn't cut it in today's fast-paced IT workplace. So he went Jihad, and starting cutting people's heads off.



Perhaps Jihadi John will be brought to justice at the hands of Yazidi women. In the meanwhile, it continues to snow.

LSP


4 comments:

LL said...

Jihad John is likely a mainframe guy.

I think that it's "climate disruption" these days.

1990 - Global Cooling
2000 - Global Warming
2010 - Climate Change

When those were all debunked, the Green Movement moved (as it the prerogative of a movement) on to climate disruption, which means, "weather".

Could we send a second mission to Mars with the leadership of the Green Movement as astronauts to bring green to Mars?

Brighid said...

Stations of the cross are much more meaningful to me if done in the most holy of God's houses, the great outdoors.

LSP said...

I think the Greens will be a major factor in terraforming Mars. Along with Justin and the people of Detroit.

LSP said...

I like outdoor Stations, Brighid. Too freezing here now, though.