Friday, December 6, 2013

Winter Ice Storm Mayhem!

It's hotter now

Well done, Global Warming. You've made everything much colder now and here's why, thanks to GWB:

"Greenhouse gases cause longwave solar radiation to become trapped in the earth's atmosphere, making the earth much warmer. Which is why it's colder."

Carbon Footprint

It's a bit like our financial policy. You know, the more in debt we are the richer we become, but whatever the case, Texas is gripped in the throes of the worst ice storm since anyone can remember. That isn't necessarily too long, still, it's bad. 

Ice Age

The trees are coated with ice which rattles and hisses as it's blown by the wind.

My guns are loaded.

LSP

5 comments:

Third News said...

Expecting Frosty the Snowman to break-in and demand hot chocolate?

LSP said...

I might have to shoot the ice, 3rd News.

Third News said...

Who knew a pastor with a gun could be so chreotechnic?

Need your icicles cleared off your roof? Shoot'em. Need to prune a broken limb? Shoot'em...

LSP said...

Now you're talkin', 3rd News!

LSP said...

Now you're talkin', 3rd News!