Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Terrifying Clowns


A mystery clown has been terrifying the unpleasant English town of Northhampton. Taking his cue from prominent U.S. Klowns, the anonymous British jokester doesn't appear to have a coherent agenda, other than standing around, grinning and staring inanely.

Stop Scaring People

This angers some victims: "You've been spotted now get out of the clown suit and start acting like a grown up," said one Northhampton resident, "and stop scaring people as some people do have real fears of clowns and you are terrorising them despite what you may say."


People in America, Britain and around the world are often terrified of clowns. Symptoms include feelings of dread, increased heartbeat, sweating, nausea and anger.

At Large

The Northhampton Clown and its U.S. counterparts are still at large. Experts have written off U.S. foreign policy as "largely a joke."



lukeya said...

Northampton has a fine bench made shoe industry might I remind you padre? Its a very up and coming area. Apparently.

LSP said...

That, Lukeya, is a very good point. I'd quite forgotten about Northampton's cobbling excellence.

Rock on.