Saturday, September 21, 2013

Time Traveler McCain Blasts Putin!

Time Traveler?

Senator John "Weathervane" McCain has blasted Vladimir Putin in his reply to the Russian leader's touchdown scoring op-ed in the New York Times

Entitled, "Why Russians deserve better than McCain Putin," McCain's reply was written for, a well-loved online successor to the famous Soviet newspaper of the same name. In his article, McCain criticizes Putin for being against gay sex and the female Punk band, Pussy Riot, who blasphemed the Virgin Mary in Moscow's cathedral and were imprisoned. 

Vladimir Putin, Reincarnation of St. Paul?

The Senator goes on to launch a blistering attack against Vladimir Putin.

"President Putin doesn't believe in these values because he doesn't believe in you. He doesn't believe that human nature at liberty can rise above its weaknesses and build just, peaceful, prosperous societies. Or, at least, he doesn't believe Russians can. So he rules by using those weaknesses, by corruption, repression and violence. He rules for himself, not you."

Pravda, which means "truth" in Russian, was quick to run reactions to the Senator's article. "Vladimir Putin wins presidential elections," quipped one columnist, "Senator McCain loses them."

Bear Rider v. Rainbow Pony 

Experts have questioned John McCain's temporal point of origin, with several chronometrists arguing that the Senator was genetically engineered in 2086 and warped back in time, in a failed future-world bid to change U.S. and Russian Presidential history. 

From the Future?

Vladimir Putin, hailed by some as the reincarnation of St. Paul, remains in power, with political pundits speculating on the possibility of his election to yet another term  in Russia's highest office. 



LL said...

LL said...

I really REALLY hate it when the Russians stand on the moral high ground.

One of my friends said, "but Putin assassinated dissenters". I said -- something like five. How man drone attacks has Obama ordered against targets in countries that we're not at war with? He shut up.

We need to be a moral nation or we will not be blessed by our Heavenly Father.

LSP said...

It is galling, LL and I like your insistence on morality and blessing.

No one much seems to be saying that right about now and I know the caveat is judge not lest... but still, immoral, lying, thieving, killing, grafting, degenerate nations tend not to do so well.

By way of small examples, look at Detroit -- such a disaster. Then there's the freakish catastrophes that are Austin and San Francisco.