The Most Albertan Man In The World

 

Let's take a break from deranged lesbian poet persyns getting shot, an Oreshnik hitting Lvov, the BBC's risible failure to cover Persians overthrowing their hated Islamic overlords and French people getting sent to gaol for "cyber bullying" Macron's husband figure. 

Yes, they accused, ahem, Brigitte, of being a man and got sent to prison. Truth apparently hurts. But enough of that, move on to something more uplifting, like Albertan independence. Check it out.

And again.

Hard winters made him. Common sense armed him.

Some men chase approval. He collects signatures.

They wanted a compliant Alberta. Instead they got an Albertan awakening.

And today, The Most Albertan Man in the World Strikes Back. pic.twitter.com/amgCQRkpsr

— Rise Of Alberta (@RiseOfAlberta) January 8, 2026

Reliable sources in Canada's Cow Town tell me they've had enough of Ottawa, and who can blame them. Imagine how prosperous Albertans would be if they weren't shackled to the Rainbow Stasi State which bleeds them dry, supposedly for their own benefit. As in, "Look here, rich province, send all your money to the poor provinces, like Quebec, and then you'll be richer."

Classic Leftist logic, the poorer you are, the richer you'll be, just wait and see. Not unlike Climate Change, when you think on it. Oh look, it's so much hotter now, which is why it's colder. So pay us moar tax.

C'mon, Alberta break free,

LSP

Renee Not So Good

 

Who is this "Krassenstein" persyn anyway, if that's his real name, which we doubt. JDV? Different story, rock on. In related news, a lesbian poetess who drove her car from Missouri to Minneapolis to harass ICE agents got shot while trying to run over one of the agents she tried to harass and kill. Renee leaves behind her a wife, not that women can have wives, and a child.

What a tragedy. All she/her was/were had to do was look after her kid, not get infected by the woke mind virus, not drive to an ersatz "workers revolt" in Minny and attempt to run over ICE agents. Simple. But no, Renee couldn't do that. Her faux wife figure's evidently upset about this and blames zhirself. Maybe she should.

So look, Leftists, at what you've caused. A woman's dead because of your Kool-Aid agitprop and a child's left without its Mother. All because you want to yawningly larp at civil rights in 2026. You'll note, dear readers, all three of you, that people of color aren't turning out in their hundreds of thousands for this Lesbyterian martyr. Why would they? That in mind, what utter carnage the Left and its bankster sponsors have wreaked upon our once civilized society. 

Here, look what they took from us:

An enchanting glimpse of Edwardian elegance captured in England, 1901. Gentlemen doffing hats to the camera, little girls in bonnets, and families with huge prams. A beautiful 125 year old film with charming new details emerging every time you watch it. pic.twitter.com/EluHrEK9gz

— History Girl (@HistoryGirlBW) January 8, 2026

Point being, we don't have to live this way, surrounded by ugliness, violence, grift, graft, fraud, skulduggery and malfeasance, to say nothing of a valueless secular void. Look, even the classical pagans were better than us, at least their cities and associated art were beautiful. I won't bang on, you get the point.

In the meanwhile, the Left's howling, shrieking, getting shot, and breaking out in hives because the US is actually obeying its own laws and enforcing immigration controls. Since when, fellow psychonauts, did a country having a border become Fascist?

Your Pal,

LSP

Trump Goes Full Godzilla

 

As reported by Infowars. Remember, kids, you heard it here first. Ahem, accreditation?

You know the news so I won't comment, but what an anthem. And c'mon, AJ, credit where it's due. We're all in it together for Texas and the free world, right?

Yours,

LSP

Fortunate Son

 

And just like that, an anti-war hippie toon becomes an helicopter assault anthem. Wow. Get. It. On. And don't say Rat Claw. Hey, here it is, ride on.

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump just dropped this bada** video with “Fortunate Son” blasting 🔥

What a time to be alive ❤️ pic.twitter.com/oTrdXaPgjF

— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) January 3, 2026

 

Some people are saying, "Look what you can do when you're actually allowed to fight." Others are saying, "What next?" Good question.

Here at the Compound we pooled our geostrategic brains and came up with this. Rainbow Fortress Europa is clearly a lost cause, irrelevant. They can't even power their own homes much less industry, despite all their windmills, transexual surgery, and solar panels. That leaves America, Russia and Chyna.

How unpleasant

A tripartite world or, if you care to be classical, a Triumvirate. That in mind, how will the US, hegemon that it clearly is, deal with 30T$+ in debt? Simple. Reset the currency with a Trump Mark, backed by gold obviously, and go from there. One fiat, dear friends, deserves another.

In the meanwhile, Great Britain's well behind the 8 Ball, sunk in self-loathing for its glorious past. What can we say? 

Curzon Forever,

LSP

 

Benefits Of A Small Country Town

 

Behold the bucolic boulevards of Olde Texas

There was a time, dear friends, and not so long ago, when I'd have laughed at you for suggesting I'd end up in rural North Central Texas. "Ha, ha!" I'd exclaim, "Don't be stupid." Well the joke was on me and almost 18 years later here we are. Complaining? No, thanking God.

You see, here in the country the air's clear, the pace of life slower and more human, and, let's be honest, it's often more convenient. Say you want to go to the post office, DMV, police station, dry cleaners, supermarket or any of those things. Guess what, just a two minute drive or short walk away.

Don't you dare trespass. That's a positive.

That in mind, the rig caught a nail in the front door passenger side wheel and was slowly losing air. In the metrosprawl? All kinds of hassle. Here? Call up Tom's Tire after Morning Prayer (1928 BCP, thank you very much) and ask, "Hey, can you fix my tire, it's got a nail." Sure, they reply, bring it over. And so I did, easy, country style. And then?

Walked back home along the leafy boulevards of Olde Texas, answered church emails and then, after a call from the shop, wandered back again to the land of tires and trucks. "That'll be 40 bucks, Mr LSP, here's the nail." I gazed at the offending nail, "Appreciate you, man," and that was that.

Miserable Offender

Easy. Everything would've been harder in Dallas, Fort Worth, Houston. It might have been forbidden in Austin, San Francisco, London or Paris, but here in Hill County all was well. Did you know, punters, that Hill County Texas was, apparently, neutral ground for various warring tribes before we arrived in force?

All best for the great Feast of the Epiphany.

All Hail Texas,

LSP

Aaaaand He's Gone

 

Tim Waltz, Governor of Somalia Minnesota, the very same he/him man that ran as Vice President on the Kamala Harris ticket, has told the world he's not running for reelection. Can't think why, because he was so awesome, apart from massive, egregious levels of vote importation fraud, skulduggery and malfeasance. All masquerading as compassion and tolerance. Try not to throw up in your mouth.

What the Devil is This?

And so it seems that Mogadishu Tim's decided to retire from the cursus, but not before the damage was done. Viz. Importing hundreds of thousands of Allahu-Snackbar votes into Minnesota, of all places. How did such an utterly unlikely thing happen, as in hordes of desert Moslem savages being welcomed into the ice-bound Mid West?

Libby Lane Bishop Figure of the Diocese of Derby. Don't say some kind of joke

Doktor Swankenstein, who knows about such things, suggests suicidal empathy brought on by rainbow Lutheranism. Not, when you reflect for a second, unlike the Episcopal Church, the Church of England, United Methodists, Presbyterians and apostate Romans.

To him, Boye

Be that as it may. If we can launch a carrier group at VZ, capture its president and his wife and kill all his Cubans, all of that, why can't we sort out the traitors and Globalist Shill Illuminati criminals in our midst, on our home turf.  

Good question, right?

Damme,

LSP

PS. Waltz was always a pathetic joke. Democrats, hire a better PR firm.

Maps

 

Today Venezuela, tomorrow Greenland? Katie Miller suggests "SOON" on  social media, provoking Denmark to freak out and swallow its tongue. This will be the end of NATO! they rage and fume. What if nobody with an actual army happens to care.

Then there's Canada, waiting to be liberated from commie oppression. Except maybe Ontario, which can exist in a Rainbow Utopia all of its own. Also the UK, just waiting to be freed from socialist sock puppet Kier Starmer and his merry band of bolsheviks. But maybe that's too far afield, for now.

Have to take care of our own backyard first, you see.

Cheers,

LSP

As Cold As ICE

 

Inspired by someone's comment on social media: 

Right on,

LSP

Time To Go - A Short Sunday Homily

 

One narco-terrorist commie dictator down, how many more to go? It's quite a list, but a name stands out. He lives in a shiny fronted black house in central London. C'mon, WAR HEGSETH, here's the postal address:

                                          10 Downing Street

                                          London

                                          SW1A 2AA

                                          United Kingdom

                                          SW1A 2AA

For goodness sake, it's not as though the UK's commie tyrant is even protected by an air force, army or air defense. No, the Sceptered Isle spent all the money needed for its defense on importing votes, trans theater workshops, DEI, money money laundering via Venezuela, and Carbon Commissars (interesting. Ed.). Point being, if we can seamlessly take out Maduro, why not 2TK (Two-Tier kier).

🚨🇺🇸🇹🇷🇮🇷 A dozen US C-17A Globemaster III transports arrived at RAF Fairford, UK, unloading at least five MH-60 Black Hawks and one MH-47G Chinook from the 160th SOAR, plus several CV-22B Ospreys from the USAF's 7th Special Operations Squadron.

It is not clear if this buildup… pic.twitter.com/M2TOIjCDdn

— Terror Alarm (@Terror_Alarm) January 4, 2026

Has the revolution begun, is regime change imminent? Globemaster traffic suggests it is, or maybe we're just going to take all of rainbow commie tyrant Kier's gold and silver, which amounts to the same thing. So there is that. The good people of Great Britain wait with bated breath. Go on, 47, free them.

Prorsum Semper,

LSP

Venezuela Reflection

 

Diversity Is Our Strength

Like wow, I no sooner post BOC's awesome Godzilla than SOCOM goes kinetic. What a raid, leaves Skorzeny in the techno dust, and now Maduro's getting the perp walk in New York. A message to Commie Mamdani? Yeah, and every other corrupt rainbow leftist that ever there was. What can we say?

The Venezuelan flex leaves risible Rainbow Europa and Whitehall looking peculiarly irrelevant, as in nobody cares what you think. Russia and Chyna? A strong signal, to put it mildly, stay out of our back yard, dammit, and let's hear it for Monroe. More broadly, some call it the end of globalist orthodoxy and a return to multipolar national interest.

Perhaps, but what do you think, so-called LSP? Good question. On the one hand, a bravura display of military power or, in the hideous language of our technocrat overlords, force projection. Respect, world take note. On the other, who will we choose to run Venezuela? Pressing issue, surely. One commenter on this shallow and frivolous mind blog offered a timely caveat:

The Bush Doctrine is apparently back. I wonder if Venezuela will be a better place now with the Carlyle Group running their ports, BlackRock controlling their shipping, the Gates Foundation running their farmlands, Musk running their media, Bezos running their economy, Pfizer running their healthcare, Palantir in charge of their security, and Royal Dutch Shell extracting their resources. Let's not forget too, Trump's Ambassador-at-Large---Log Cabin Republican Ric Grenell---who'll make sure that the Catholics down there accept the Rainbow Agenda.

 

Thanks, Night Wind, good call. But Bush doctrine? I don't see a ground invasion here but what can I say, situation developing. Still, NW's corporate interest caveat in mind, who will we chose to take over this oil rich state? Who knows. And also this.

The late Roman Republic fell, it would seem, into Empire, Imperium; as Roman conquest added up from Carthage on, delenda est, so too did tribute/tax money. In the end the cross currents of greed, power, ambition and the Republican mores of a free if now imperial city clashed. The upshot? 

After a brutal civil war, Octavian won and became Augustus, the Empire had an Emperor. Fast forward to the 6th Century AD and a desolate city in ruins and a deserted Via Sacra. Do you think, dear friends, that history rhymes?

SPQR,

LSP

47 Goes Hard

 

Well that wasn't on my bingo card and neither, apparently, was it on Maduro's. Wow, US spec ops swooped in and bagged Venezuela's president, who's now on a boat to New York. Say what you like, but it certainly goes hard.

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump just dropped this bada** video with “Fortunate Son” blasting 🔥

What a time to be alive ❤️ pic.twitter.com/oTrdXaPgjF

— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) January 3, 2026

A young sergeant called me up in the wake of the news, "Dad, I'm out of a job." I reflected on this for about two seconds, "Why, son?" Because, obviously, "we don't need Big Army to fight and win wars anymore." He was joking but you get the point. That in mind, the Caracas op will surely go down in history and, if we can effortlessly take down one commie dictator, why not another? Here, look:

 

They bombed Chavez's mausoleum too, just for kicks. Situation developing,

LSP

Ocean's 9/11

 

Tragedy, for sure, but what genius made this?

Just throwing it out there,

LSP