Showing posts with label 2TK. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2TK. Show all posts

Thursday, March 19, 2026

Poltroon Knave Mountebank

 


We present to you Two Tier Keir, 2TK, the most unpopular Prime Minister in the history of history. Even the repellent Guardian admits it.


Poltroon



Knave Traitor.


Mountebank, fraud and grifter.


2TK's worth an estimated nifty £7-13 million. Not Socialist shabby, at least by UK standards. That in mind, Keir's dad was a toolmaker and a member of the industrial working class 2TK appears to despise. Maybe he hated his father which is why he's busy replacing him with Moslems. 

If you can see a way the Left's import the Jihad savage vote into an island the size of a shoebox won't end in trouble, feel free to describe it.

Your Friend,

LSP


PS. OK, I own up, this shallow ephemera was simply an excuse to deploy "Poltroon", "Knave", "Mountebank" in one post. Apt, eh? OK, we missed "Buffoon" and "Chagos." Next time.

Friday, March 13, 2026

Some Kind Of Joke?

 



Yes, Two Tier Kier (2TK), we're looking at you and your gang of student union adolescents masquerading as MPs in what was once the most powerful country of the world, but not anymore, thanks to faddist Leftist buffoonery. 

The once great UK has the highest energy prices in the developed world; good work, Uniparty Net Zero malfeasance. The Navy which once ruled the seas feels lucky, now, to deploy one, just one, destroyer to defend national interest in Cyprus. National heroes on banknotes, like Wellington and Churchill, are being replaced by badgers. Hereditary peers in the House of Lords? Abolished, to be replaced by grifters, bagmen and opportunists. And some Moslem, bizarrely placed over state education, demands British schools kow-tow to sharia law, as does Parliament.




Oh, and lest we forget. If you, the non-compliant serf dares to object to the rainbow tyranny of your beloved rulers you'll be fired from your job and sent to gaol after a 2 am wake up call by the diversity police. Don't you dare criticize Islam, BritSerfs. But here's the thing. Moslems make up around 7% of the UK's population, not a huge number, though way too much. But that in mind, why are the people leading this erstwhile great nation pandering to such a small percentage of culture destroyers?

Because they actively hate your culture, I know this, and they want the votes of the people who will bring it down. You can parse it a different way: our beloved rulers want to replace their indigenous people with low IQ savage serfs and rule in gated communities over the wreck of it.




You know what? I'd say there's a significant part of UK and US culture worth preserving. There's also a pedo cannibal satanist aspect that needs purging.

Cheers,

LSP

Sunday, January 4, 2026

Time To Go - A Short Sunday Homily

 



One narco-terrorist commie dictator down, how many more to go? It's quite a list, but a name stands out. He lives in a shiny fronted black house in central London. C'mon, WAR HEGSETH, here's the postal address:

                                          10 Downing Street
                                          London
                                          SW1A 2AA
                                          United Kingdom
                                          SW1A 2AA

For goodness sake, it's not as though the UK's commie tyrant is even protected by an air force, army or air defense. No, the Sceptered Isle spent all the money needed for its defense on importing votes, trans theater workshops, DEI, money money laundering via Venezuela, and Carbon Commissars (interesting. Ed.). Point being, if we can seamlessly take out Maduro, why not 2TK (Two-Tier kier).





Has the revolution begun, is regime change imminent? Globemaster traffic suggests it is, or maybe we're just going to take all of rainbow commie tyrant Kier's gold and silver, which amounts to the same thing. So there is that. The good people of Great Britain wait with bated breath. Go on, 47, free them.

Prorsum Semper,

LSP


Sunday, March 2, 2025

Look At This Buffoon

 



2TK (Two-Tier Kier) is at it again, fawning all over the Midget Mascot of Rainbow Garden Fortress Europa and pledging undying support for Ukraine. Yes, right up to and including "boots on the ground" and "planes in the air."



Come on, Two-Tier, you don't have any boots, you don't have any planes, and you don't have any ships, neither do your Rainbow allies. What's more, you don't have the manufacturing industry to make them, which makes EU Princess Ursula von der Leyen's pledge to turn the Ukraine into a "steel porcupine" seem more than a little hollow.



Perhaps that's why the beloved UK ruler said that his, ahem, strongman proposal needed US support. But what if we don't want to support you, Kier? What if we don't want to subsidize your green, woke, rainbow tyranny, much less your defense. More to the point, what if Blackrock's somehow out of favor in the corridors of US power. Don't say RFK.

In the meanwhile:



Cheers,

LSP

Saturday, March 1, 2025

Rainbow Europa Loves Cocainsky - US Not So Much

 



Maybe you're still recovering from yesterday's once in a lifetime ambush smackdown in the Oval Office. Like... what? Never seen anything like it, ever, and you'll accuse me of being a sentimental LSP, but it's hard not to feel a little sorry for dwarven Cocainsky. Now he gets to go back to the Ukraine with a loan from 2TK (Two Tier Kier) and no US support. Would you want to be Cocainsky, right about now? Imagine if you can, dear readers, the sound of sharpening knives in Kiev.




Be that as it may, 2TK and the beloved rulers of Rainbow Garden Fortress Europa are fawning over their precious Ukrainian midget mascot and pledging undying support for his cause. Norway even went so far as to refuse a request from a US sub for fuel.




Excuse me? This is insane. NATO without the US amounts to pretty much precisely nothing. Why should we continue to spend billions of dollars to defend countries which actively hate us. Is there any good reason why US taxpayers should continue to subsidize the UK/EU cradle-to-grave socialist welfare state. We have, let's be honest, more than enough problems at home without funding their net zero lunacy.




In other news, RINO Murkowski from Alaska says that Zelensky's smackdown made her "sick to her stomach." Does Lisa Murkowski make you feel sick to your stomach?

Cheers,

LSP


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