Thursday, August 1, 2024

Help Please

 



OK, crew, we're getting close to dove season and that means remedial skeet to get the aim in, but here's the thing. My old skeet pals have moved out of state, which means people to hurl clays by hand by way of practice are few and far between. Problem. What's the solution?  Get a marine battery driven skeet thrower, obviously, but which one? All advice welcome.




In related news, an Italian woman's been beat up by a boxing tranny at the Olympics. She lasted 46 seconds against this biological man, poor girl. Go figure. Maybe one of you can put a stop to our new globalist spectator sport of men beating up women on stage in the name of tolerance and inclusion.

Please,

LSP

Wednesday, July 31, 2024

Great Art

 



Art, remember that, when talented people used to paint beautiful things? You know, as in to uplift the human spirit. Yes, we vaguely remember that, back in the day of bourgeois aesthetic oppression. So awful, so thank Gaia we've freed ourselves from that. In a spirit of liberation let's have a look at the new art which has freed us.




Good work, Rothko, now I don't feel oppressed. Just because it's gross and oppressive doesn't mean it isn't beautiful, said Satan, and check out Marina, famous art witch to the rich and powerful. Here she is, art busy Spirit Cooking:




Leading Democrats were part of Abramovic's degenerate, satanic, perverted "installation," and what can we say? Surely not devil worship. As if.

What gets me is how anyone who calls themselves a Christian can vote for these demoniacs. Yet they do, in their millions, adding their apostate names to the tally of everything that's against the will of God. They can't even, in their infernal confusion, define a woman and a man, much less unite to produce children.

They're literal nihilists, and therein lies hope. They won't reproduce and we will.

Ave,

LSP

Some Good News For A Change

 



Just as the creative directors of the Paris Olympics were finalizing plans to blaspheme the Lord's Supper, a remarkable event took place in America, the very opposite of the demonic Parisian mockery of the Eucharist. Some 60,000 faithful Christians filled Lucas Stadium in Indianoplis for a Eucharistic Congress from July 17-21 to adore and celebrate the living presence of Christ in the Sacrament of the Altar.




Such a thing hasn't occurred here in over 80 years, and how timely. Right at the moment the institution of the Eucharist was being mocked with satanic, perverted, derision the Real Presence of Our Lord was being worshipped by tens of thousands of the faithful, and in North America no less. Congress organizers of this grass roots movement of the Faith likened the event to a "new Pentecost" and an "historic outpouring of grace." 




Here at the Compound we pray that it is, and ask you to reflect, whatever your belief, on the contrast of faithful Christians giving themselves in love to our Savior in his sacramental presence and the mocking, derisive, degenerate, condescending, weird, thin attack on that same Presence. One is holy, the other most manifestly not.

Let's see which side of the medal will be blessed by God.

Ad Maiorem,

LSP


Footnote: 

An aeon ago I was at an Anglo-Catholic seminary in Oxford, and a well-meaning reverend lecturer asked the class what we'd do, PR style, to grow the Church. I suggested a return to triumphant liturgy and sunburst monstrances. He hated that and thought it backward and perhaps stupid. He was a creature of the late '60s and early '70s, not unlike the present Pope. Sorry, LP, I was right and you were wrong. Saying.


Tuesday, July 30, 2024

JD Vance Is So Totally Weird

 



JD Vance is so totally weird, it's like, he's got this family, with children, a wife and all these flags. So weird and creepy. Democrats, do you really want to say this? Well they all are, it's like a universal trope, JD Vance is "weird." Unh hunh.

 


Look, there's even a video. How very normal.

 

 

And by way of compendium

 


But don't forget the entirely, utterly normal Dog Handler.

 


Or the nekkid staffer getting rainbow down in the halls of power. Remember he/his?

 


Unlike JD Vance, who is so very weird, said the Party who went Spirit Cooking with Marina Abromovic and who knows what else. How weird, just look at his absurd little family, with its bizarre children and some kind of "wife" figure. He even flies American flags, how weird, what a cis-normative oppressor weirdo.




I tell you, these people are off the hook.





Your Pal,

LSP


Monday, July 29, 2024

Welcome To Oakland

 



California dreaming? Here's Dre and 2 Pac:





Cheers,

LSP

What Kind Of American Are You?

 



Me? Dual passport Texan.

LSP

Archbishop Vigano Strikes Again

 



Outspoken critic of all things rainbow globalist woke, Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano has blasted the Paris Olympics as "Satanic," which they clearly are, and ripped into French President Emmanuel Macron's wife, "Brigitte," denouncing "her" as a "transvestite." Is she/her? Let's have a look.


Nasty

Your call. Not content with exposing the French Premier's indeterminately sexed spousal partner, Vigano went on to state the obvious, outing Michelle Obama as a "muscular man in a wig." Well said, excommunicated Archbishop.


Demonic


On the other hand, Pope Francis, titular leader of the world's Roman Catholics, has not condemned the mockery of the Last Supper, showcased for all the world to see in Paris, though the French bishops did manage to say they weren't in favor of the blasphemous, demonic, deranged, degenerately Olympian display of perversion. Well done them, I guess. The river Seine, you'll note, has been judged too filthy for Olympic sports.

In the meanwhile, our dear old Church of England's approved gay sex marriage blessing rituals and, as far as I can see, hasn't condemned the perverted degeneracy of Paris Olympics 2024. Neither has the traditional Anglican world. Who knows, perhaps the latter is too busy trying to work out the knotty conundrum of ordaining wymxn priestesses. 


The, ahem, Bishop of London. Don't Throw Up In Your Mouth

Word to the wise, ordained ecclesial decision makers in the US are unlikely, if at all, to go against the opinion of the ordained wives they met in seminary. Just saying.

Peace Out,

LSP

Sunday, July 28, 2024

Outlaw

 


Has it?




As always, your call.

Cheers,

LSP

A Short Sunday Homily - Christ Walks On The Water

 



Christ walks on the water to his Apostles in the midst of the lake, at around 3 am, the fourth watch, as they toil, tormented, against the storm. Behold the miracle, but we have to ask, why did Christ perform it, why did he choose this particular way to cross the sea of Galilee?

Consider the Old Testament context, where we find many aquatic miracles, including Elisha parting the Jordan with Elijah's mantle, Joshua parting the Jordan and preeminently Moses, who famously parts the Red Sea so that the Israelites can pass through, unscathed.

Granted, great signs of divine power in the persons of God's messengers and leaders, but Christ is more than this, and he does something only God can do, he walks on water. Scripture is clear, this is God's domain, "The Lord alone stretches forth the heavens and walks on the waves of the sea," (Job 9:8) which is exactly what Christ does. He says as much.

In the fourth watch, in the dead of night, as the storm blows fiercely, Jesus comes to the men on the boat and says, "Take heart, it is I, Have no fear." It is I; in the Greek, ἐγώ εἰμι, literally I Am. We've heard this before, Christ is telling the Apostles that He is the same God who spoke to Moses from the burning bush. Accordingly, they should have no fear. Our Lord then gets into the boat and the storm is stilled, leaving them "astounded."

Yes indeed, here is a man who is also God and the Apostles attempt to grapple with this fact. We leave them, astounded, in the boat. The same boat which we see from our vantage point as a model of the Church, making her progress through the waters of the world. The Church to which Christ comes in the fourth watch of Antichrist's storm and saves her, at his second coming, putting an end to evil and sin for all time.

Christ comes to us today, no matter how high or fiercely the tempest blows against us, and says as he said to his Apostles, "Take heart, it is I, Have no fear." And neither should we. In him, Jesus, who died and rose again we have found salvation, the forgiveness of sins and resurrection to eternal life. Nothing, not even the Olympic marketing team itself, can take that from us.

So be of good cheer and give God the glory.

Your Apocalyptic Pal,

LSP

Saturday, July 27, 2024

Beware The Rainbow Pony

 



We're supposed to go to war, not least against China, which we've outsourced all our industry to. And why? Because we have to defend Western Values. What are these? In the old days, they used to include freedom of the Press and Religion. 


You Sick Demoniacs

Now? Not so much, more like freedom to desecrate, blaspheme and mock every Christian virtue, see Paris and its satanic glitter rainbow trans Olympics. How degenerate and wicked.


what a vicious little beast!


The same parties who are paying for this deconstruction of Christian virtue are also baying for war. Go figure, their Father was a murderer from the beginning, but would you fight for that, put your life on the very line for this grotesesque mockery? 

Of course you wouldn't, no wonder the US Army faces a massive shortfall in recruits. So, why have the demons gone down this self-defeating path? Because, dear readers, they aren't rational. See Kamala Harris and her forerunner, Biden. And as always, beware the rainbow pony and its vicious thudding hooves.

Your Old Buddy,

LSP

Life In Texas And Everywhere

 



So how is life in the North Central Texas Exclusion Zone, so-called LSP? Good question, and I'll tell you. It's blissfully cool, seriously, in the 80s, and this is Texas in late July. Enjoy it while you can. On topic, which is worse, the HEAT or the COLD. 

I've lived in both, Alberta and Texas, and feel heat is marginally better, but only marginally, both can kill you. That in mind, what drove Europeans to settle these places? They faced the elements, utterly hostile, low-barbaric Indians and all of that. Possibly, on both counts, a death sentence. So why do it?




Adventure and opportunity for sure, come to the New World and make a new future for yourself. But also this. Things in the Old World, Europe, have to have been bad, so bad that they risked their lives to come here. No small thing, tough people, not least in Texas. 

That in mind, here we are, with Europe in a state of, apparently, complete degeneracy, and our bicoastal elites fully inline with the Lesbitransgay++ agenda. Will the country as a whole, which is by no means rainbow woke, stand up against these tin-pot glitter Maoists, and say enough is enough? 


don't tea-cup the pistol, fool

To put it another way, will all the Christians stand up, go to the ballot box and vote against abortion and transing in such numbers that even a Deep State rig couldn't fix the result. I'm waiting.

Your Buddy,

LSP

Friday, July 26, 2024

What You See Is What You Are

 


That in mind, we see it, but is what we see really who we are? Have a look, here's the coronated Dem contender:




No one voted for her in the Dem primaries because she was so hated, stupid, and hated. Will you vote for this total unelected fraud in November? Or will you even bother to vote at all? I will, just for kix.

But your call, no "rule,"

LSP