Winner. Loser.

Winner

Let the polls speak for themselves, via Drudge:

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 2,713,000
FOXNEWS THE FIVE 2,027,000
CMDY DAILY SHOW 1,867,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 1,814,000
CMDY COLBERT 1,752,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 1,677,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 1,395,000
MSNBC MADDOW 673,000
MSNBC O'DONNELL 685,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 613,000
CNN BLITZER 551,000
MSNBC SHARPTON 549,000
CNNHN GRACE 510,000
CNN BURNETT 509,000
MSNBC HAYES 496,000
CNNHN DR DREW 482,000
CNN PIERS MORGAN 433,000

Loser

Carry on, Piers, that's the way to do it! Next stop? A one way ticket back to blighty. We hope.

Cheers,

LSP

The Weber Thesis

Grill

Back in the mists of antiquity, "going to town" mostly meant a visit to London, these days it means a drive to Dallas. And if it rains, which it almost always doesn't, you can grill under cover.

More bullets, please

Result. And while we're on topic, why does the DHS need 1000 more rounds of ammo, per person, than the Army. Surely our rulers aren't scared of anything? Or maybe they're just trying to disarm us quietly, which amounts to much the same thing.

Buy ammo if you can find it.

LSP

Episcopal Visitation

Jack Iker, Real Bishop

Every year the Bishop, Jack Iker,  makes the long trek out of Fort Worth into the missionary hinterland that is the South Western tip of the spear of the Diocese of Fort Worth. He did so today and the conversation went like this.

LSP:  Welcome to our little slice of paradise, yer grace!

+Iker:  I hear roosters!!

LSP:  Just keepin' it real, yer honor.

+Iker:  Very good!

Seriously, the roosters kick up a heckuvva racket of a morning; hard to make yourself heard saying Mass, but the bishop did well and preached admirably on love.

Jefferts Schori, Boy Bishop

Speaking of love, the Diocese of Fort Worth is being sued by Presiding Boy Bishop Jefferts Schori and her gang of libs. The case is before the Texas Supreme Court and who knows, they might reach a decision anytime soon. If it goes against us we lose everything to the libs, including the LSP compound. That, to my mind, would be a shame.

God bless,

LSP

What a Gang of Killers

God bless you, Planned Parenthood, for killing all those babies!

This is our Ruler, President Obama, addressing Planned Parenthood.

"As long as we've got to fight to make sure women have access to quality, affordable health care, and as long as we've got to fight to protect a woman's right to make her own choices about her own health, I want you to know that you've also got a president who's going to be right there with you, fighting every step of the way," said Obama. "Thank you, Planned Parenthood. God bless you."

You Grinning Killer

God bless you?

Moloch

What God, Moloch? Or would that be a demon? 

LSP

Piers Morgan, NWO Puppet? Time to Go.

Illuminati Shill

The popular grass roots movement to send Piers Morgan back to the U.K. appears to be gaining traction, with controversial State Senator Stacey Campfield (R-Tenn.) leading the charge.

Campfield ripped into Piers Morgan on CNN earlier this week, after the well known Illuminati dupe sycophant and NWO Puppet sneeringly mocked the Senator's pro 2nd Amendment stance.

"Now that gun control has failed, Piers, I'm wondering when are you going to move back to England. Because everyone in Tennessee is dying to know."

NWO Puppet

Tennessee? Make that America. The time has come for Piers to go.

Kick out the Jams.

LSP

Alien, Rock, ACoC Bishop?

ACoC Bishop?

A concerned and worried Anonymous has just sent this in:

"so today i was cleaning up my yard where my old pourch use to be, and i saw this wierd looking roke half barried so i picked it up and brushed it off and i realized it want a rock its a fossle. 

Terrifying Space Creature

"it scared the living shit out of me. it looked like that little alien guy off of men in black. but anyways i decided to do some reasearch on google looking though pics and from the discription they look freakishly alike.... i want to go and get this checked out but i dont know where? i live in montana..."

We run this Church

Has Anonymous found a fossilized space creature? An old rock? Or just some run-of-the-mill Canadian Bishop?

Mad Grey

Team LSP awaits the photos.

Archbishop of Toronto?!?

In the meanwhile, shoot straight, if you can find any ammo.

Cheers,

LSP

Well I Never!

The Middle dude is Richard Dart. He goes by Salahuddin al-Britani.

Three radical Methodists Muslims have been jailed for militant terrorist activity in England. They were fixing to bomb the improbably named Royal Wootton Basset, which sounds like a breed of dog but is, in fact, an English town where British soldiers killed in action in Afghanistan were repatriated. You can read all about it on Breitbart, but in the meanwhile, say a prayer for the victims of the Boston bombing.

And remember kids, all religions are the same, except when they're not.

LSP

You Lying Frenchman

France's former "budget minister", the improbably named Jerome Cahuzac, has admitted to being caught up in a "spiral of lies." Lies about what? About his secret Swiss Bank account, of course. Question; did he party with Dominique Strauss Kahn and the rest of the NWO satanists?

Here in America, our politicians are scrupulously honest. Obviously, just look at them.

Ole Shifty

There's Ole Shifty himself, our ruler, and his BFF, Hillary "Pants" Clinton. 

Pants Clinton

And let's not forget Nancy and her reptilian friend Joe! 

demented space creature

Honest.

reptilian overlord

As the day is long.

O Lord, make haste to help us.

LSP

Mad Padre

What!?!

Look here, all of you. I don't do this, very much, so when I do you know it's serious. Check out the best Padre site you'd care to meet. Mad Padres Wargames. I think it's all about Canadian Army Chaplaincy. Respect.

Oh Yes. 

Padre, happy Easter! Great site.

Christus Resurrexit.

LSP

Happy Easter!

Holy Sepulchre

Happy Easter, Christ has risen!

Stay on the horse and God bless,

LSP

Putin's Not Gay

totally not gay

All-round hard man, former KGB officer and ruler of Russia, Vladimir Putin has struck another blow for traditional values by banning gay couples from adopting Russian children.

According to Reuters, the decision to ban gay adoptions comes after an American lesbian entered into a legal feud with her estranged partner over Russian orphan Yegor Shabatalov. The Russian Foreign Ministry plans to evaluate possible "psychological damage" inflicted on the unfortunate orphan. 

Patriarchs say don't be gay

Unlike Putin, President Obama believes that children should be adopted by gay men and lesbians and Time magazine praised him as America's first gay President.

gay

Russia does not allow U.S. citizens to adopt their orphans.

Go figure.

In the meanwhile, Christ lies in the Tomb.

LSP

Give Us Back Our Gold!

Rick "he may be a fool but he's our fool" Perry, is backing a bill to get our state's $1 billion out of the New York Fed and back in Texas, where it belongs.

In a statement to the Texas Tribune, Rep Giovanni Capriglione, sponsor of the bill, said, “For us to have our own gold, a lot of the runs on the bank and those types of things, they happen because people are worried that there’s nothing there to back it up.”

Team LSP says right on, get that gold back, before they steal it. Like in Cyprus.

Secede, unless you're Austin, in which case you get to move to San Francisco.

LSP