Desperate underdog Ukraine needs help to defeat the Russian Bear. It's time, surely, to unleash the fury of our unconventional arsenal, International Cr*p Pop Stars, ICPS, Wunderwaffe if you will.
Try to imagine the appalling destruction of a Yoko unleashed on Moscow. Horrific.
Or St. Petersburg destroyed by Madonna, in an instant, Bono obliterating Donetsk while the Edge beats Berdyansk into total, utter submission.
That's not all, think of Geldof submunitions smashing Guards Tank Armies while Sting blasts Kherson. Brimstone and Treacle? Emphasis on brimstone, a hint? Perhaps.
Not a pretty picture, is it, and we haven't even begun. Picture Putin trembling in shock at a second wave Taylor Swift strike, the sheer force of its migraine inducing eyes bringing the strongest Russian combat units to their knees.
Do you want to be the slave of an unelected, hyper wealthy, trans euro, secularist elite ruling out of Brussels or would you rather be free? Do you want to be a sovereign Great Britain, an independent nation or would you rather be a subset drone of the MillSoc EU hivemind?
Bob Geldof
That was the question and the UK voted against Bob Geldof and for sovereignty. Then it passed the reins over to Theresa May and the, ahem, Conservatives to work it out. May, you might remember, was all in favour of staying in the European Union but pledged herself to following through on the will of the people.
Theresa May
Then she didn't, unsurprisingly, and produced a plan which keeps the UK in the EU Customs Union and unable to operate an independent trade policy.
Now she's facing a revolt as Cabinet Ministers resign and members of the self-described Conservative Party mutiny against May's seemingly traitorous leadership.
Traitor
Get out of the EU, voted the people. Not so fast, working class serfs, said Brussels and its friends in London, and now what? Good question but don't pretend the Left's about democracy, they're about power and keeping it.
That was thwarted in the US in 2016 and they've been wailing, thrashing, shrieking, clawing and hyperventilating ever since. So let's see if May's party is actually capable of doing what the UK majority asked it to do. If not, that same majority might have something to say.
Exactly
And by way of aside, I was at a party in London years ago and there was a man with a red briefcase at the kitchen table.
"I say," remarked LSP, Lanson in hand, "Are you something to do with the government?" My new friend swiveled 'round and said, famously, "I'm a Cabinet Minister. That's why I have this red briefcase."
Well, you'd better add some value then, hadn't you.
Just another run of the mill celebrity millionaire socialist. He's worth a neat and thank-you-very-much $150 million; small change for an Illuminati stoogedupe of the New World Order, right?
A Knight
Millionaire Socialist Bob (MSB) is a Knight and sings for the world famous Boom Town Rats. Their great hit was I Don't Like Mondays, in which the soulful punk pranksters told the world that they wanted to "shoot the whole day down."
A Millionaire Socialist
Geldof's dream of a EuroCom socialist utopia was shot down at the Brexit referendum, when Britons perversely voted for national sovereignty.
A Jackass
Sporting readers of this obscure Kebob Stand on the Information Super Highway have thrown down a challenge, Viz. They'll wager their Farage against any two, yes, two, of your Geldofs.
Well, I'm not a gambling man, but the bets are on.
Do you remember the Orlando nightclub shooting, in which Omar Mateen went Jihad on the dancefloor? By way of a refresher, there was a fair bit of head scratching over the massacre; why would anyone do such a thing, asked the press, punditry and rightleft prog elites.
A bit of a conundrum, eh. But not to worry, Black Lives Matter got right down to it and found the culprit and the motive. Via Rod Dreher:
Despite the media’s framing of this as a terrorist attack, we are very clear that this terror is completely homegrown, born from the anti-Black white supremacy, patriarchy and homophobia of the conservative right and of those who would use religious extremism as a weapon to gain power for the few and take power from the rest. Those who seek to profit from our deaths hope we will forget who our real enemy is, and blame Muslim communities instead.
That's right, it was a hate-filled, homophobic, white supremacist that shot up the rainbow. As Dreher deftly puts it, "In case you didn’t notice, Omar Mateen, an Afghani-American radical gayMuslim registered as a Democrat, was really a right-wing, gay-hating, white conservative. No, Black Lives Matter isn’t crazy at all."
A Typical Patriarchal White Supremacist
Sitting here, on a pile of ammunition crates, fishing rods, deadly assault rifles and Bob Geldof voodoo dolls, it strikes me that our discourse, in what's left of Western civilization, has become insane. There's something hellish about that.
As the sun was setting on Brussels and Bob Geldof's New World Order, I looked out across the Big Pond, hoping for a Leviathan Bass. I hoped in vain. Like the people of Sunderland, Tyneside and Basildon, the fish weren't fooled by the empty promise of the enticing lure. They saw through it and decided against the worm.
Except for one fish, who took the bait and started travelling with it. I gazed down at the water in astonishment, gave the line a gentle tug, and the fish swam off. "So you figured the fish was going to set the hook all by itself?" asked GWB. "Er, yeah," I replied, "Sometimes they do that."
A Typical Millionaire Socialist
My intuition says that GWB wasn't too impressed with this small gem of angling wisdom, but whatever the case, he went on to catch a fish on his fly rod. Well done.
GWB's Fish
Then night fell and it was time to leave the pond and head back to the Compound. Whether Texas will "Texit" and part company with America's ruling DC overlords, is presently unclear. That the Bass are trying to escape the searing summer heat by moving to deeper waters is more certain.
Remember the old song that says Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves? Well it seems that that the Britons do, following their decision to walk away from their transnational elite, secular rightleft overlords in Brussels.
What can we say? Rule Britannia, despite the best efforts of the bankster NWO puppetmasters and their Illuminati stooges in the Boom Town Rats.
Whether millionaire socialist celebrity Bob Geldof's disastrous performance on a boat in the Thames influenced this positive outcome, is presently unclear.
And you'll notice that the progleft shills in the so-called objective press are all saying that democracy's a bad idea.
Right. Who knows, maybe Great Briton will rebuild its Navy.
Recent polls indicate a majority of UK residents are in favor of leaving the European Union. However, millionaire socialist celebrity, Bob Geldof, who sings for the world famous Boom Town Rats, is against the idea. So are Goldman Sachs, J.P. Morgan, Morgan Stanley and Citigroup.
Bob's on the Boat
So who's right, Bob Geldof and the Big Banks, or the people who want to leave the E.U.? Maybe that's best answered with another question.
Looking Good, Bob
Would you like to be governed by unelected, wealthy, elite bureaucrats in Brussels, or someone more accountable and closer to home?
A Typical Bob Geldof Mask
Rumors that Sir Bob Geldof is a willing Illuminati stooge for the New World Order are unconfirmed.
