Thursday, December 28, 2023

Roast Beef Perfection?

 



Here's the thing. You drive over to the local Dallas Tom Overpriced Thumb in search of Boxing Day provisions, and what do you find? A lonely, less than half-price, New York Strip roast. Whoa, apparently no one wanted this bad boy before Christmas because it cost an absurd Bidenflation 70 bucks. So now it sits orphaned and unwanted on the slave block of fate at a mere 24 USD. So what do you do?



Buy it, of course, and thank the Gods of Roast Beef for their largesse. Good work, you've rescued this superior cut of beef from the scandal of back alley dumpsterism. Well done, but your work isn't over, you have to roast that beef and do it right. Yes, but how?


Gravy Incoming

Here's how. Take the meat out of the fridge and let it rest till room temp, in the meanwhile preheat your oven to 450. It's not hard, listen to triumphant music while you're at it, maybe something by Handel or Hawkwind's Motorhead, your call.


Nice

Then brush the meat with olive oil, grind some black pepper onto the thing, add coarse salt, and place on a vegetable trivot of onion, carrot, garlic and celery. Let the beast sit while the oven heats up and make Yorkshire Pudding batter. It's not hard, I use Gordon Ramsey's recipe because it works. Put the batter in the fridge and the roast in the oven.


RIP, Mr. Glock

Sear at 450 for 15 minutes, then lower heat to 325 and roast for 45 minutes. Watch that thing like a hawk and check with a meat thermometer an hour in. It probably won't be ready and that's a good thing, you have leeway. If so, let it cook for another 15 minutes or so until the meat reaches 120. (4.5 pound timing) When it does, take it out and cover with tinfoil.


Gravy's Out of The Frame, Forgive Absence of Regimental Silver

Let it rest and become perfect as you make Yorkshire Pudding, gravy and reheat Christmas Eve's roast potatoes; that'll take about thirty minutes. Then have at it, and slice that medium rare beef up. And fall upon your scoff.

Like a Warrior,

LSP

12 comments:

Paul M said...

My grandmother (of the MacDougal side of things) made the best Yorkshire Pudding, always first in line whenever heading there for Sunday roast beef dinner...but alas, no seconds on the YP (huge disappointment for a young hollow-legger like myself). Brother (the chef) did as you posted for Christmas dinner this year...dang near flew 1800 miles just to test it all out, had to settle for pics.

LSP said...

Paul, my recommendation is this. Let the YPs settle in their tin at heat for around 5 minutes over the 20 min deadline. Seriously, they'll stand up and not fall down.

Good luck with pics.

LindaG said...

I have never seen a New York Strip roast before. Looks like it tasted wonderful. I presume the RIP meant Roast in Peace and did not mean that something had happened to your Glock?

LSP said...

Linda, what a classic US cut!

The Glock thing is this -- Mr. Glock, who invented it all, died today. RIP.

LL said...

$24!! you stole it.

LL said...

To be fair, I would have cut it into steaks, eaten one, and frozen the rest for later. I'm cheap...

LSP said...

Yessir, RHSM.

LSP said...

I was tempted to do exactly that, LL, but got into the roast beef vibe and there you have it,

I tell you, that beef was perfection and I don't say that lightly.

PS. Do NCOs/Officers in the DLC wear Guards style covers? I feel we do, but chime in.

LindaG said...

Ah. I see. I had not heard about Mr. Glock. Yes, RIP.

LSP said...

He was quite the engineer, Linda. But Glocks aside, do check out NY Strip roast -- be sure to get it on discount, though because... Bidenflation is a hideous thing.

Anonymous said...

That looks wonderful. And such a good find too. One used to be able to find veritable slabs of fresh salmon marked down to below half price around 9pm at the Kroger near my parents’ house. Then the department manager changed, and no more bargains to be found.

But last year I checked the place out from habit (or sheer bloody mindedness) and found a cello-wrapped styrofoam tray with a single boiled shrimp on it. Not a prawn, mind you, an ordinary “36-40/lb” little shrimp. A sticker proudly proclaimed “End of Day Bargain! Now only $1.09!” I’d really really like to think that was a joke. But we live in strange times, so who knows?

Mike_C

LSP said...

Mike, I was surprised to find it at my mother's overpriced supermarket, and it turned out well to boot.

A shrimp, for $1.09? Huh. But back to beef.

I've noticed the local Walmart has seriously jacked up the price on steak and roasts over the last few years, by about 50%. No bargains there. They've also stopped selling 5.56 and pistol ammo. They're about to stop selling cigarettes.

Is there some kind of plot afoot? As you say, strange times.