That tree is certainly a woody a Scotsman could be proud of!
Reminds me of the venerable Archie Maor. After a night of heavy drinking, he wakes the next morning and discovers he is in a ditch beside the road. Feeling light-headed, he realizes his kilt is up around his waist. Trying to orient himself to the breeziness he feels between his legs, he glances down.
To his utter surprise, he sees a bright blue ribbon tied to his personal May pole. Aroused and suddenly full of himself, he sheepishly proclaims...
"I don't know where ye been laddie; but it looks like you won 1st prize!"
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That movie still disturbs me, and it's been decades since it came out.....
That tree is certainly a woody a Scotsman could be proud of!
Reminds me of the venerable Archie Maor. After a night of heavy drinking, he wakes the next
morning and discovers he is in a ditch beside the road. Feeling light-headed, he realizes his kilt is up around his waist. Trying to orient himself to the breeziness he feels between his legs, he glances down.
To his utter surprise, he sees a bright blue ribbon tied to his personal May pole. Aroused and suddenly full of himself, he sheepishly proclaims...
"I don't know where ye been laddie; but it looks like you won 1st prize!"
Happy Monday!
Absolutely unnerving, drjim.
It definitely gets the satanic aspect.
Prodigal, cheers!
I didn't dance around a maypole today. I feel somehow...empty.
LL, you must set that straight. But I'm a little surprised there wasn't a Maypole at the WWM.
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