Thursday, October 14, 2021

Bow Jihad

 



Just when you thought 2021 couldn't get more weird and unhinged, a crazed convert to Islam went full Bow Jihad in Norway, killing five people in downtown Kongsberg last night. Yes, Bow Jihad, the Moslem fanatic killed four women and one man with his bow.

According to Norwegian tabloid Verdens Gang the Mohammedan killer is a 37 year Dane who lived in Norway his "whole life" and hadn't worked since the early 2000s. 




Police are attempting to find a motive for the killings, which couldn't be anything to do with a meteorite worshiping Moon cult because Islam's a religion of peace. Like a desert version of Buddhism but way, way more peaceful.




But how big is the Bow Jihad, how many unemployed Danes are lurking unknown in their koranic lairs, how to id the enemy? Good question. Here at the Compound we advise Norway to set up a series of DrawMo contests, irresistible to the Islamic archer, and then sit back and watch the problem meet its solution. Arrow, meet bullet.

In the meanwhile, stand by for anguished cries of "Islamophobia!" as yet another Moslem proves how peaceful the religion of Mohammad the warlord really is.

Kizmet,

LSP

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

With typical hoploophobic 'logic' the antis will be demanding MORE 'control' in the USA because of this incident. Or else they will ignore it and claim mass murder only occurs in America - maybe both.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Descendants of Vikings whose fathers and grandfathers resisted the German occupation are now wusses. Amazes me, since I was married to a first generation ya sure you betcha Norwegian berserker.

Undergroundpewster said...

If it hadn't been for Fox News, I would have missed this story altogether. The media conspiracy to avoid anything that might offend Muslims and educate the rest of the world as to the problems with the "religion of peace" is stunning. I guess no one wants to dis the soldiers of the Prophet for fear of becoming the next target for the slings and arrows of outrageous Islam.

Paul M said...

A Dane huh? Not normal for actual Danes to become Islamists. Good thing Denmark shut down immigration to stop further decimation of their traditional society norms because transplanted Muslims refused to assimilate, only moved there to leach off social programs any normal Dane would never dishonorably take advantage.

Ritchie said...

Now they have one less to keep a close eye on.

Paul M said...

WSF- Being married to a Dane, MrsPaulM tells a joke about the Swedes trying to invade Denmark only to get decimated at every turn. The last time one soldier made it back half dead, crawled up to the castle and told the king “But, but, there are two of them!”

LSP said...

I vote "maybe both" Anon. Mind you, the tactic seems to be IGNORE. Then it'll disappear and go away.

Did you notice the POC who shot up an Arlington school the other day? Massive silence in the press. Imagine if he'd not been of the approved skin color. Don't say racist.

LSP said...

It's a bit like the Canadians and ANZACs, WSF. Seems the rainbow pony stole their souls, what a vicious little beast.

LSP said...

Pewster, I think they really believe that the West, its religion and values are evil and anything that threatens or degrades this should be encouraged. Hence little to no coverage of what amounted to attempted Christian genocide in Iraq. We can imagine how pleased they'll be when the local lesbian theater troupe's thrown off the nearest tall building.

LSP said...

Paul, I think this particular Dane was genuinely insane. Why did he go Islamic Bow Jihad? Don't know. But in the meanwhile, once peaceful, law abiding Sweden, the "only country where the clouds are interesting" is the rape capital of the world, outside of Liberia or somewhere equally awful. Good thing they diversified, eh?

Still, credit to Scandinavia for not going Covid crazy. Unlike the Anglosphere. Hmmmmm.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

What we need are common sense bow and arrow control laws!!!

LSP said...

Infidel, one word: YES.