Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Who Are You?

 







While we're reflecting on this knotty conundrum, here's the Who. Please ignore Daltry's weird get up:




So, who are you? One of the 8 or none of the above?

Cheers,

LSP

28 comments:

Wild, wild west said...

As a devoted Marxist (specifically, a card-carrying member of the Groucho Marxist faction), I refuse to belong to any group what would have me as a member, so Marx me down as "none of the above", please and thank you very much.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

+1 www

RHT447 said...

I am an American. No hyphens allowed. Either you is, or you isn't. ALL who is, are welcome.

Well Seasoned Fool said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Beans said...

Well, poop. Guess the SPLC is right after all.

Unashamedly a WS on both the article's scale and by SPLC standards.

Because...

I enjoy and celebrate my white heritage and history - from the Mayflower to the Revolution to the creation of China Red (a red glaze only previously found in China) to fighting in Cuba and in China during the Boxer Rebellion to punching Woody Hayes to serving in the Space Program (AF support) to, well, everything.

I am married, happily, to a white woman.

I believe in conservatism, both with the environment (use it appropriately) and in politics (stop making sweeping changes in everything!)

I believe in One God, the Almighty, the maker of Heaven and Earth.

I refuse to even try anything with the label "Morningstar" on it, from foods to programs.

I believe life starts at conception, else why would people have to 'kill it' when they take the morning after pill or get an abortion.

I love using all the things that White Culture has created, like safe food, modern agriculture, cars, air conditioning, refrigeration, electric appliances, modern clothing made from modern woven materials made on machines invented and perfected by whites.

And so much more.

Find a single non-white society that's contributed as much to the world as the outnumbered whites from Central and Western Europe and their descendants. Only Japan and South Korea have come close to making any advancements to the world that approach White creations (and that's because both of them got kick-started by... White people... dang...)

Find a great movie or tv show that isn't based upon a white version. SWAT? Magnum PI? The Equalizer? Annie? I am Legend? The Wiz? Karate Kid?

Seriously. Quit stealing MY culture and calling it yours! White Culture Rocks (especially when using a trebuchet, something designed and built by White People!)

Oh, sure, Chy-nah made black powder. WE made it great!

Find a native society in Africa or the Americas that invented the wheel or even stole the invention of the wheel.

Find a non-white culture that created great schools to share and create information to the extent that the whites did in the Middle Ages, before the 'Renaissance' of the 1400's. Not even Chy-nah or the Ottomans did so well. (Surprisingly, the MONGOLS did under Ghenghis Khan. Until Chy-nah covered that up.)

So, yeah, according to the Leftists, I am a White Supremacist. Whoooo.

McChuck said...

Oh, I am purely a white supremacist now, according to this chart. The Left desires, in its heart, to destroy Western (white Christian) culture entirely, and commit genocide upon us. This is not hyperbole. They openly say that is their goal. So, any white American who claims to not be a white supremacist, especially if they are further than about #2 on the chart, is both suicidal and either accepting or aiding those who would murder us all.

Fredd said...

I wonder if Barnor Hesse ran out of ink when he stopped at only 8 categories of white. I seem to fit none of those categories, or at least not if you ask me. My 9th category would be a plain ol' white guy who just wants to watch football and eat barbeque baby back ribs and is pretty much color blind to what other humans seem to think important when it comes to what color they are.

Any room for a category like that, Reverend? Or perhaps I should address that question to Barnor Hesse...

Infidel de Manahatta said...

I'm a Betty White Supremacist, myself.

Undergroundpewster said...

Where is "White Snowflake" in that list? I always wanted to be a "White Curmudgeon" which is also not on the list. I am deeply hurt by being left out, and I want the creator of this classification to understand my pain. ;-)

Kid said...

I don't see me on there. I'm a white guy who every friday night goes to a certain house with a big wooden front door. I give the special knock and the mail slot comes open. I yell "I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!" and a week's supply of hundred dollar bills come flying out at me.

Across the street is some black dude on a porch and sometimes I hear them scream "I HATE CRACKERS !" and see them bending over to pick something up. Sometimes they'll come across the street as I'm leaving and ask "How Much You get CRACKER?" I'll say 10 bucks.... They get mad and run back and start pounding on their door. I get out of there while the getting is good.

Kidding. I'm just like Fredd and the other white non-racist people of which is about 98% of white people.

Old NFO said...

Grumpy old white veteran... sigh

Adrienne said...

None of the above. In fact, when the Italians first hit our shores, in particular us Southern Italians, we were not considered "white." It's all that African blood swirling around our veins. We earned our way to "whiteness."

Really - the whole thing is stupid and pointless.

When asked on a form, I check the "white" box.

LSP said...

I'm with you, WWW!

LSP said...

Fair play, RHT. I am too, but I'm also an Englishman, which maybe odd but it's true.

LSP said...

Beans, it's almost as though... as though... white culture's achieved more than others?!?

But this is absurd. Penicillin? Invented by Rwandans. The steam engine? Thank you, Toltecs. King Lear? Just one of many famous Zulu plays. And let's not forget Einstein. Famously Chinese. First man on the moon? An Arab. The list goes on.

But what do I know, just an LSP. In the meanwhile we have Barnor Hesse, who is black but named after a famous Nazi. Curious.

LSP said...

Dammit, McChuck! Just saw your blog and wished I'd been following it. Mea culpa. And yes, Western Civ's suicidal urge is a sight to behold. Great will be the fall of it, imo.

LSP said...

Fredd, send Mr. Hesse a text/email and don't forget to ask if he's a relative of the famous Rudolph. Perhaps he's trying to make up for familial crimes?

That aside, I'm with you, though I refuse to watch football because all these oppressed millionaire "ballers" keep kneeling down whenever the anthem's played. I don't like that. But I do like ribs. A lot.

LSP said...

But Infidel, I'd expect nothing less!

LSP said...

Pewster, you must send Herr Hesse an email or perhaps a letter. Ask him if he's embarrassed by his Grandfather's role in the Reich.

Snowflake? Topical...

LSP said...

That's weird, Kid.

The other day I was walking down the road with a white power hat on, it looked pretty sharp. Then this guy pulls up in a '69 Camaro, he was black. I thought I was in big trouble, but he says, "My name's Hesse," and throws an envelope at me, "For my Grandfather," and roars off. I was left standing there, stunned. Even more stunned when I opened the envelope and found a thousand bucks. Don't think I forget a snappy Seig Heil as the muscle car exited Eden.

But for goodness sake. What are these lefties trying to do, create racists? They won't like it when they do.

LSP said...

GOWV? NFO, respect. And I'm jealous of your fiction stamina/creativity!

LSP said...

"the whole thing is stupid and pointless."

Adrienne, I agree. On a happier theme, every blessing for Ash Wednesday.

Wild, wild west said...

I took the good time and trouble to do a little research on this Hess fellow, and was dismayed to learn he's paid to fling poo all day! And here I've been doing it for free as a hobby all these years....

LSP said...

Dammit, WWW, I totally get that. Where's our MONEY!

Beans said...

I've always wondered why a bazillion nigh-unto-stone-age indigenous peoples can be hailed as so farking great, but a small minority of half-frozen genetic freaks who managed to create, well, just about everything was wrong?

I had a friend, very educated, very smart, who insisted that Hunter-Gatherer cultures were supreme. He had several genetic disorders, was nearsighted and subject to catching whatever the illness du-jour was. Idiot.

Wild, wild west said...

Well, LSP, our money is all tied up in Doge, presumably. Meanwhile, we shall continue to trust in Devine Providence whilst volunteering our poo for the public good, as usual. It'll pay off one day, just you wait and see.

LSP said...

Western self-loathing's a peculiar thing, Beans, and I've never bought into it. That doesn't mean we shouldn't have a healthy critique of our society/culture, we should and Lord knows it's needed. But this is only possible if we're realistic about the culture in question and love it.

Part of that means acknowledging simple truths, like the Bantu didn't put a man on the moon. Don't get me wrong, hunting and gathering is great, but it's easier with a rifle.

LSP said...

We'll see, WWW. As it is, the playful Shiba's been rallying today and, if the capricious pup can break through .055/.060 resistance might be poised for a breakout to .09. Hmmmm.

Me? I believe in the dog-faced crypto. Come on, pup, get off that leash and run! All the way to the Moon.