Friday, October 23, 2020

Coyotes


 

President Trump unleashed a storm of indignation and outrage when he stated in last night's presidential debate that children were smuggled into the United States by "coyotes."

“How the hell does a coyote bring a whole human across the border?! Lord-----stop talking,” blasted Georgia State Representative Dar'shun Kendrick on social media.




Other Blue Check celebrities took up the cause, ripping Trump for ignorance and stupidity. 




But here at the Compound we have to ask, do these influencers have no knowledge of basic zoology? Coyotes are very capable of taking children, even infants, across our southern border.



Gingerly, in their teeth.


Fast, at a run!



On their backs.


Fearlessly.


Have these people lost their minds, is someone bribing them to be so incredibly stupid, are they mind-bendingly ignorant, or all of the above? Whatever the case, we want to help, charity demands it. So here's a helpful infographic:




Dogstar,

LSP

10 comments:

Kid said...

Coyotes taught me to play Flamenco guitar and make Pollo Fajitas. Later on the Mescal Margherita. I owe much.

LSP said...

Such clever dogs, Kid.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

They can't be that dumb, can they?

Beans said...

It's not that someone is paying them to act that stupid. They literally are that stupid.

If you care to notice, all the blue-checkers are serious city-folk. The type that thinks Central Park is a wilderness (and, yeah, Central Park has 4-legged coyotes...)

It's almost like if someone has a blue check next to their name, it means the complete opposite. Which is a typical Leftist thing, take a word and twist it around 180 to the absolute opposite meaning.

drjim said...

People really are that stupid....it's staggering....

LL said...

Somebody needs to pour some bleach into the progressive gene pool.

LSP said...

WSF, exactly my question.

LSP said...

Good call, Beans. But whoa, that's mighty stupid.

LSP said...

drjim, I'm afraid you're right. Have they no knowledge of canine zoology?

LSP said...

A bit like the Tide Pod craze a few months back, LL. Good thinking.