Saturday, October 26, 2019

Witches Cast Halloween Hex On Trump




Perhaps you missed it but thousands of witches from across America cast a spell on President Trump last night. Yes, a special "binding spell" to stop 45 from harming the country, along with all those who "abet him." 

Here's an excerpt from the occult ritual, which includes a feather, a candle and an unflattering picture of the Commander-in-Chief:

Hear me, oh spirits of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air, Heavenly hosts, Demons of the infernal realms and spirits of the ancestors

Michael Hughes, the magician and anti-Trump activist who invented the spell believes it's working. According to the Washington Examiner, Hughes stated, "I'm willing to go on record and say it's working." Working?




Of course, in the Star Chamber impeachment witch hunt. But bearing in mind karmic lashback, what about Durham? No, not the overvalued, hi-price UK university. And ponder this.

Imagine, just for a moment, that you've been praying, ha-ha, to spirits you don't believe in. Like spirits of the dead and demons of the infernal realm. And then, oh dear, they appear.




Hey, it's all a larf 'til you wake up and one of them's gnawing on your thigh bone or your buddy's shin.

All means all,

LSP

8 comments:

LL said...

There is another way to look at it. The witches put a spell on President Trump so that he couldn't harm the USA. And since he's not, it won't work... Did Hillary (in green face) join the throng of witches and warlocks wishing ill on the President, as they drank their spirit cocktail? I didn't hear one way or the other.

Do you think that she's getting the flying monkeys back together again for another run at the White House? Maybe she's going to announce on Halloween in the hopes that more demons are called to her dark cause?

Borepatch said...

Can we start burning them again?

Kid said...

I cancelled spell this morning.

Old NFO said...

Sigh... Have we really come to that??? :-)

LSP said...

LL, good point and maybe it's time to post a greenface Crone? But here's another angle.

They've been pumping out spells to stop 45 harming the country, and he hasn't. Obviously the magicke's worked.

Karma's a curious thing.

LSP said...

Kid, I might have to cancel NETFLIX.What's with all their Satan programs? And the great Hussein's on their Board, or something. Hmmmm.

LSP said...

Apparently yes, NFO. The mind boggles.

LSP said...

Here's the deal, Borepatch. If you really believed occultist witches were ruining the harvest, making you infertile and KILLING you via the dark arts, and on, then surely you have a duty to put them to the stake?

Perhaps Durham, who has a wytchfynder's beard, will take that into consideration.