For well over a century Texas has labored under the harsh strictures of the hated Reconstruction Government, which banned citizens from defending themselves, negating their freedom. But at last tyranny is being dismantled.
This Friday, Texans will be allowed to openly carry swords and not only swords, but also daggers, dirks, throwing knives, stilettos, poniards, machetes and spears.
So as of the end of this week, if you want to stroll over to the Tractor Supply Company, Karen's Authentic Mexican Food, the nearest feed store, Walmart or just down the road to the local Pick 'n Steal with your cavalry saber strapped to your hip, go right ahead.
Here at the Compound we applaud this latest step forward on the path to ever greater liberty and are sensibly getting down to business, sharpening sabers and perfecting the drill.
We believe that an armed society is a polite society, except at the charge in which case it's devil take the hindmost and ride like fury.
Your Pal,
LSP
15 comments:
Reconstruction has come to an end, we've had a half black president, time to let people carry swords, sabers or Bowies.
Or ARs, AKs, or Bazookazs.....
Wow.
Hubby wants to know what the catch is...
Heated arguments as to what firearms are best will now be expanded to edged weapons arguments.
Yes, LL. The despised and hated rule of the CARPETBAGGERS is over, time to rejoice in our sharp edged liberty.
The more the merrier, drjim!
Famous last words, Linda, but I don't think there is one.
I can hear it now, WSF.
"The Model 1860 Saber's got way more reach than a poniard."
"But the poniard's more accurate!"
"You're ignoring the cutlass. It has STOPPING power."
As blades are drawn in the Walmart car park, a Ford Raptor skids to a halt. A door opens and yes, this is LL, with an AXE.
End of story.
Hehe. Enjoyed that. :)
Pattern 1796 Light Cavalry Sabre
An axe?
I prefer my All American tomahawk for CQB....
Now look what you've started, WSF.
Just a quick short story, Linda.
Good call, Anon!
I think LL might 2nd that, drjim!
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