Amazed UFO hunters believe they've discovered ACoC (Anglican Church of Canada) on the surface of the red planet.
Images of the crashed 1.3 mile long object were discovered in footage from NASA's Mars Global Surveyor, leading xenologists to conclude that ACoC had at last been found.
ACoC Enhanced
“I have processed, colorized and rebuilt the object and in my opinion it is ACoC," stated one expert, "The object is too degraded to enhance totally so I have rebuilt it using the points of interest, it's also over a mile long, so this must have been a mothership, either a Martian one or possibly an off planet alien species. That's when we realized we had found ACoC, but why did it crash?”
Why did it crash, on Mars?
Why Did It Crash?
That, readers, is a very good question.
Ad Astra,
LSP
6 comments:
Oh, Canada!
I don't know what to say, but it must be a comfort to Canadian Anglicans to know that their wayward, sodomite-loving organization has finally been located.
It looks like a giant decadent loaf of French bread with the end on fire - perhaps to soften the giant globs of butter needed to make it perfect. No?
Hahahahaha!
I don't know why, LL, but ACoC seems to end up on Mars a lot. I've noticed this over the years.
No I want some of that delicious French bread, Adrienne.
It's most disturbing, Linda.
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