Monday, November 13, 2017

Church Of England Goes Tiara Tutu



Just when you thought the venerable if shrinking CofE couldn't get any more dysphoric, it did, instructing its schools to encourage boys to dress up in tiaras and tutus. Here's an excerpt from the declining denomination's new rainbow guidelines for primary school teachers:


Tutu

For example, a child may choose the tutu, princess’s tiara and heels and/or the fireman’s helmet, tool belt and superhero cloak without expectation or comment. Childhood has a sacred space for creative self imagining.

 A Beautiful Unicorn

How many senior clergypersons enjoy dressing up in the tutu/fireman's helmet combo is presently unknown.


Justsin Welby

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, has endorsed the trans promoting document.

All the colors of the rainbow,

LSP

4 comments:

LL said...

What about allowing them to dress up like Indians complete with a razor sharp scalping knife? Arn't they being a bit racist by limiting it to princesses and firemen (there are only two professions where you make your living laying on your back - whores and firemen --- think on that). My sense is that it could extend to dressing up like a pygmy and issuing blow guns with poison darts.

Note how my concern is for RACIAL cross-identification! Who's progressive now?

Adrienne said...

That's one unhappy looking boy wearing the tiara. Just sayin...

LSP said...

That's very progressive, LL. Next thing you know they'll make Rachel "Blackface" Dolezal a bishop.

LSP said...

He's obviously not happy, Adrienne.

It's weird to watch Western Anglicanism turn into a cross dressing tranny cult.