Thursday, January 7, 2016

Another Battle in The War on Weather

Just when you think you're safe, our enemy, the Weather, attacks when you least expect it. That happened this morning in Calgary, as the climate changed and delivered a payload of Global Warming.

I wasn't going to take that lying down, like some kind of dhimmi, and surrender without a fight to violent weather extremism, so I went outside.

It was quite chilly along the windblown Narnia that was 9th Ave, but a warm coffee helped to restore the system and got me back in the fight.

Calgary's famous Biker Alley was eerily deserted. All the Angels were probably inside, fixing their broken Harleys, or maybe they're still in mourning for Lemmy.

Recce patrol over it was back to base and more coffee. Global Warming continues to fall.

Be safe,



LL said...

I hope that you have posted the flag of the Dallas Light Cavalry there for all to see (and fear). The Canadians should know that Texas arrived to help them in their war against the weather, declared by Pres. Obama. If the Canadians are unable to save themselves, there is the DLC Rgmt (irregular).

LSP said...

The Royal Calgary Horse (RCH) welcomes the DLC, LL.

The Weather falls back in dismay and confusion.

LL said...

Conan the Barbarian:

Mongol General: We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?

Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?

Conan: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

Barack: Eliminating arrows and rocks, and transitioning sexually.

LL said...

I'm signing onto the new movement #blackicematters. Please tell the Canadians that clearing black ice and leaving ANY snow on the ground is racist. Since you're the only representative of the DLC in Alberta at the moment (because our other members are in the lower 48 fighting the weather), you need to be our clarion.

LSP said...

I'm no expert, but I'm guessing Barack is the first trans president? And I only have one more day, but I'll see what I can do to boost #blackicematters. Good cause.

Euripides said...

Canada needs to reinstate the draft to create a Hipster army, armed with lattes, to wage the war on weather.