Saturday, January 2, 2016

Leaders Number One, That Would Be Putin



Get your New Year off to a good start by investing in some Leaders Number One, Inspired By Vladimir Putin.

It only costs 6,000 roubles and smells like blackcurrant and pine cones, evoking the warmth of a forest floor.



No one has dedicated a fragrance to US President, Barack Obama, which is doubtless a very good thing indeed. But if they had, what would it smell like?

Readers, over to you.

LSP

11 comments:

LL said...

It would smell like a stock yard.

Adrienne said...

My good Catholic upbringing prevents me from describing what an Obama scent would be like.

I'm sure many of your other readers will do the job just fine.

Euripides said...

It would smell like old tuna fish sandwiches. True story.

jenny said...

sulfur?

LSP said...

We could call it "Chicago," LL.

LSP said...

And we mustn't forget "First Laytee," Adrienne.

LSP said...

Must look that up, Euripdes. Thanks for the tip.

LSP said...

From the Pit, Jenny...

LL said...

Have you ever smelled the inside of an old tent?

LSP said...

I know that fragrance! Barack, by CAIR.

The Egyptian said...

how about the odor that waifs off of he pile behind my dairy barn, o de south end of a north bound cow

you know not shiite but ______