Friday, April 24, 2015

Storm Front Trans Apocalypse

There was an eerie stillness, then the sky turned green, the wind picked up and the clouds opened to bursts of thunder, as rain lashed down onto the metrosprawl, backlit by lightning.

So what, you say. This is Texas, it's a big country and it has big weather. True, but this was especially big, with a tornado warning in effect. Perhaps the twister touched down in the merrie olde suburbs of Mansfield and Arlington. I hope not, for their sake.

We wait for reports of apocalypse, destruction and chaos, with magazines loaded, a round in the chamber, and vicious kukris honed to a razor edge. Maybe some crew of street punks will chance their luck, here at HQ. They'll wish they hadn't.

In other news, Bruce Jenner has announced his/her intention to become Presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church and the world's first ever trans bishop.

What can we say but good luck Bruce! Anyone that says you're a freakish, blasphemous, parody of a woman is a hater. Obviously.

Carry on,



LL said...

I hate people who hate women...and he/she/it has changed its name to Belinda according to the evening news.

LSP said...

Belinda? How very, very lovely.

Kyrie Eleison.

Mattexian said...

I saw a link on FB (keeping in mind what I've said about *that* accuracy) claiming that in that same interview, Bruce/Belinda also came out as a Republican! The TwitterStorm was so full of disgust from his/her previous supporters, I enjoyed how thick the Schadenfreude was! I don't particularly care, as I think some of his/her photos make him/her already look like somebody's grandma.

LSP said...

It does look a bit grandma... with a nose job.