Thursday, September 5, 2013

Putin to Cameron: We Own You.

Owned

This year's G20 summit has got off to a belligerent start, with Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, stating the painfully obvious, that England is no longer an imperial power but just "a small island that no one pays much attention to." Strongman Putin went on to mock English Prime Minister, David Cameron, saying that Russian oligarchs had "bought Chelsea."

Bought

Cameron was quick to deny Putin's accusations, stating "everyone knows Obama owns me" that he "didn't accept" the Russian leader's comments "for a moment," and that he wasn't "sidelined."

Sidelined

The leadership of England, France and America, known as the Axis of Gayness, are all fervently in favor of same-sex marriage and attacking Syria. They are opposed by the overwhelming majority of their people and Vladimir Putin. 

Humiliated

Putin is the only world leader that has spoken out about the need to protect Syria's Christians from the cannibal jihadi savages that U.S. President Obama, with his allies, is arming and proposing to go to war for. Cameron was recently humiliated by Britain's Parliament, which stopped the Prime Minister from attacking Syria.

LSP

9 comments:

LL said...

I hate it when the Russians are on the high ground.

LSP said...

I second that, LL. hope the books are doing well.

LL said...

If I had to live on income from my writing there would be a lot of days that I'd live on gruel...but I'm not complaining. I don't write for the love of money.

LSP said...

Speaking of gruel, I think Defoe, who had been a spy, died penniless. Well, I'm not about to quit my "day job"...

Adrienne said...

LSP - That top picture is hilarious.

Gruel is good with enough sugar...

LSP said...

Trying to keep things lighthearted, Adrienne!

Good gruel point.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Cameron has denied being owned by Obama.

"It's a well-known fact that that the United States is too broke to afford anything."

Makes perfect sense to me.

LSP said...

But Infidel, we can just print MOAR!

See, problem solved. Drinks all 'round.

Anonymous said...

WOW Soooo many things wrong about this article.