World famous Cardiff Metropolitan University (CMU) has gone full snowflake, forbidding teachers from using offensive words like "waitress", "sportsmanlike" and "housewife" in case some of the college's pathetically sensitive crybaby students get offended by such strong, aggressive, frightening language.
Here's a list of some of the banned words and their suggested alternatives.
Housewife = Consumer? Well that's alright then. Instead of being demeaned by looking after a household and children and contributing to a fundamental building block of civilization, namely the family, you can just consume things. Like a mindless drek at the behest of your Globalist NWO Overlords.
Or, to look at it another way, "What if a woman falls in love with a house and wants to marry it? Are we going to deny marriage equality for people who were born with a building centered sexual orientation? Certainly she would then be a 'housewife', and calling her a mere 'consumer' of the house would be insulting to her spouse."
Cardiff Met, you may rank low in the UK's University ratings, but you score high in Snowflake Land. Here at the Compound we award you a sturdy 8, yes, 8, coveted Rainbow Unicorn Awards.