Note .45, and right on,
LSP
Friday, March 13, 2020
The Red Death
"The prince had provided all the appliances of pleasure. There were buffoons, there were improvisatori, there were ballet dancers, there were musicians, there was Beauty there was wine (yes!). All these and security was within." (EA Poe Masque of the Red Death)
Until it wasn't.
LSP
Witch Finder General
Some people have been shorting the market, smart, others have been getting to the root of the problem. Yes, witch finding.
The dominoes continue to fall.
LSP
Thursday, March 12, 2020
Garryowen
All for the Cause, eh?
Stay calm, please don't buy up all the Andrex, and Cav is King. Apart from artillery and the Black Watch, obvs.
LSP
Episcopal Church Bat Bug Wipeout
***DEVELOPING***
Already hit by declining numbers and graying congregations, dioceses in the Episcopal Church (TEC) are starting to close their doors for worship in the face of the Chinese Bat Bug pandemic.
Goff
On March 11, Suffragan Bishop figure Susan Goff told churches in the Diocese of Virginia to cancel "public worship" for a least two weeks. Goff is hoping to "slow the spread" of the Wuhan Virus through "social distancing."
"Mathematical models show that the virus is spreading exponentially. We can't stop the spread, but we can slow it, thereby saving lives and helping ensure that our health care system remains effective. Social distancing is our best means of slowing the spread," stated Goff in a pastoral letter to the diocese.
Budde
The Episcopal Diocese of Washington (EDOW), encompassing the nation's capital, also suspended worship services. Marianne Budde, EDOW's leaderene, told area churches to cancel public worship ceremonies until the end of March and possibly beyond. All 88 of Budde's congregations will close today, March 12.
Following Budde and Goff's example, the Episcopal Diocese of North Carolina ordered it's churches to close for "in-person worship" for the next two Sundays beginning March 15. "All non-worship gatherings are also to be cancelled," write diocesan bishop figures Sam Rodman and Anne Hodges-Copple.
Rodman and Copple
Several Episcopal clergypersons who attended the CEEP (Consortium of Endowed Episcopal Parishes) conference in Kentucky this month have been diagnosed with the Wuhan Virus. Their wealthy churches are closed.
No Mass for them. No change there, then.
No Mass for them. No change there, then.
Here at the Compound we have to ask, how many more dominoes are about to fall?
Cheers,
LSP
Everybody Was Kung Flu Fighting
Sources in Calgary on the front line of the fight against the Chinese Bat Bug say this song's being played on a continuous loop in healthcare clinics across Canada's cow town.
Here at the Compound we hope you find it as inspirational as we do.
Mind how you go,
LSP
Wednesday, March 11, 2020
Trump Addresses Nation
Quick take - travel ban with Europe, except the UK where no one will ever get Kung Flu, a health insurance deal, no deductibles for virus testing, and an injection of liquidity/financial relief for businesses and taxpayers.
Good call 45, let's see if Congress plays ball. We'll find out soon enough if it's all a day late and a dollar short. As will the European experiment in open borders.
Speaking of which, are you old enough to remember the time when a country having an actual border wasn't Fascist? Bizarre but true, people really thought that way and the Greeks do today. Such racism.
Regardless, stay safe and please don't buy all the loo roll because if you do, no one else will have any. Math.
God bless,
LSP
Pandemic
The Stranglers' cheery Don't Bring Harry has no sooner finished playing than boom, WHO Chief Tedros tells us that Kung Flu's a pandemic.
"WHO has been assessing this outbreak around the clock and we are deeply concerned both by the alarming levels of spread and severity, and by the alarming levels of inaction"-@DrTedros #COVID19— World Health Organization (WHO) (@WHO) March 11, 2020
Day late and a dollar short? Perhaps, but let's pray Italy's not the canary in the viral coalmine. Closer to home, 6 people in the DFW metrosprawl have caught the virus, including an Episcopalian priest figure, Dr. Robert Pace, who caught the ChiCom superbug at a conference in Kentucky for wealthy churches.
That in mind, how long before the Wuhan Virus barrels down I35 to Hill County, Waco and beyond? Hopefully never, but I'd give it about a week. In the meanwhile, there's been a run on bleach and "loo roll" at the local Walmart. Should've bought shares but didn't, foolishly.
You can catch up on the latest Kung Flu news over at Zero, if you're in the mood.
Cheers,
LSP
Tuesday, March 10, 2020
Don't Bring Harry
Surely the infovideo speaks for itself. Then there's this.
Then again, perhaps you prefer this.
All best,
LSP
Hillary And Yoko
Did Hillary Clinton enjoy a sapphic trist with acclaimed musical art genius Yoko Ono? According to the World News Daily Report the answer is an emphatic yes.
Speaking at a press conference in Los Angeles, Yoko allegedly told stunned reporters she'd had a "fling" with the ambitious presidential hopeful in the 1970s.
“We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s and became very intimate,” said the musically talented celebrity, who went on to say, "We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch."
Despite the evidence, Hillary denies she's a lesbian. Speaking on the Howard Stern show, the failed presidential wannabe insisted she didn't find women sexually attractive.
“Raise your right hand, if you’ve never had a lesbian affair,” asked the onetime shock jock.
“Never, never, never! Never even been tempted, thank you very much.”
“Unbelievable,” Stern replied.
Well said, Mr. Stern. But more than this, here at the Compound we're tying to figure out how to say My Woman From Tokyo without saying Yoko. It's not easy. Thanks, LL, and if you're inclined to listen to the literal musical genius of Yoko, click this link.
Music of the spheres,
LSP
Monday, March 9, 2020
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