Some people have been shorting the market, smart, others have been getting to the root of the problem. Yes, witch finding.
Episcopal dioceses (large geographic worship gatherings, LGWG) are cancelling "in-person worship," and offering presumably out-of-body alternatives. Check it out here.
Sources in Calgary on the front line of the fight against the Chinese Bat Bug say this song's being played on a continuous loop in healthcare clinics across Canada's cow town.
Here at the Compound we hope you find it as inspirational as we do.