Desert Warrior

 

not my pal but similar

Many years ago I tried out as an Assistant Priest (AP) in London, in Tottenham, of all places. Of course I didn't want to go there and was, to be honest, talking to the local Roman authority. Regardless, I remember sitting in the Rector's office, and we got on very well, what a good man. 

As we talked, I looked at the photos above his desk, and there was one of him, the Rector, in a desert, wearing a tan beret, all complete with multiple GPMGS and all of that. "I say," offered 24 year old Fr. LSP, "is that you?" Fr. X agreed that it was, and I replied, "Good heavens, desert warrior," he nodded, and that's exactly what he'd been before becoming a priest.

Think about that, an SAS officer working as a humble priest in Tottenham. Respect. Of course I was too young and full of it, ahem,  to really get that, and I retreated into the ether; he went on to die, and I haven't forgotten that man who was so much more than I.

Stand strong for the Faith,

LSP

Forgive

 

Christ tells Peter we must forgive our brother 70 x 7, a totality, and proceeds to tell a parable to that effect. He finishes, "So it will be for you if you do not forgive your brother from your heart." To put it bluntly, you go to hell if you have an unforgiving spirit or heart.

Does that sound somehow harsh? Hardly. Consider the qualities of an unforgiving spirit: Wrath, resentment, vengeance and everything that flows from that. Do these things make us happy? Demonstrably not. Do they add to our communion or fellowship with our fellow men? Errrr, no, they do not. Do they make us attractive? Now that's a hard one. No, they don't.

Just look at what sheer evil does to a person

An unforgiving, vengeful heart is abhorrent to men, and all the more so to God who is in all simplicity mercy, love and compassion in Himself. The unforgiving person, the soul which nurtures hatred, revenge and grievance close to itself eventually becomes what it does. Net result? A soul diametrically opposed to God. There is no place in paradise for such an... entity.

So we must forgive and do so totally. Easy to say, right, but notoriously hard to do when we're stabbed in the back, the blood's flowing and we've been grievously hurt. When that happens we want to lash back in furious rage and destroy our enemy utterly. But hold on, stand by.

Some kind of pathetic joke?

When we're tempted by such a demonic urge, and we all are, first consider the parable of the unforgiving steward, who are we to wreak vengeance when so much has been forgiven, and then pray the Lord's Prayer, "Forgive us our trespasses and we forgive those who trespass against us." And with that, ask God in prayer to grant us a merciful, loving, compassionate heart. 

I tell you, all ye heathen, that he will grant this request and transform our hearts into the likeness of his own, such that when we meet him face to face he will recognize us as his own and welcome us into the heavenly kingdom. 

Now, is all this about being somehow soft on sin? No, it's about fashioning our hearts after the heart of God, becoming like him. Therein lies sanctity, salvation, and the defeat of demons.

Deus Vult,

LSP

The Siege Of Vienna

 

History isn't taught in schools anymore, it's called "Social Studies," so you may have missed one of the most important battles in Western history, the siege of Vienna, in which a war horde of some 200,000 Turks attacked the heart of the Holy Roman Empire, Vienna, defended by around 12,000 men.

All seemed lost, the Turkish horde on the point of victory, until Jan Sobieski of Poland arrived on the scene on September 12 with his winged hussars and smashed the Moslems, charging downhill on the Jihadic invaders with great fury. 18,000 horsemen, with Poland's famous Hussars in the van, fell on the Turks, who were routed, arguably the greatest cavalry charge in history. Tolkien, we're told, modelled the Ride of Rohirrim on it.

Mustafa riding high on plunder

Mustafa Pasha, the Grand Vizier of the invading Moslem force, fell back to Hungary with ragged remnants of his his once proud army. He was executed by strangulation in Constantinople (?) in the December of his inglorious defeat.

Along with Lepanto, Malta and perhaps Poitiers, this battle and Sobieski's charge has shaped our lives. Why? That's simple, because of it we aren't Moslems. Maybe you disagree, but I'd say that's a very good thing, and you may remember Chesterton wrote a short book about it, the "Flying Inn."

Point of this rambling post? Simple. Hail Sobieski and Hail the Winged Hussars, and with that, stand up and be counted for your Faith because the invasion is upon us. Perhaps you doubt me; OK, just get on a plane and fly over to Whitechapel and its mosque.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

Storm Front

 

Dark clouds gathered overhead like rumours of war itself as lightning arced and cracked from the sky, followed all too soon by thunder, rumbling out like guns on the Oder. There was even a little rain, we call it "Skywater." How appropriate given the date, when Moslems decided to drive planes into New York and the Pentagon. 

Lo and behold, we launched against several Islamic powers, all the while lying that Islam is a "religion of peace," which it obviously isn't, as even the most stupid schoolboy knows, and what did we achieve? Good question, and I won't cheapen the sacrifice of those who gave their lives by answering.

behold her ARMS! Huh

In the meanwhile, sandal wearing Moslem fanatics have blown up Saudi's oil pipeline circumventing Iran's control of Hormuz, which we've won control of at least three times. Not a good look for the mid terms, punters. I know, calmer heads prevail and say we've got this, but in the short term? Disastrous. No one, EL SENOR, voted for moar Mid East war, yet you did it, potentially wrecking the conservative cause all over the West.

One heckuvva gamble and I hope it pays off, I'd like to see the Mullahs gone and the Shah return. You know what they all say, "Wager the Monkey." Unlike me but I'll hold on that. In the meanwhile, never forget what evil, very evil people have done to us. Solution? Return to the Faith on which which everything right and decent is founded. Like no kidding, the storm is upon us, play your part.

Yours,

LSP

Humiliation Ritual Complete

 

Just look at that, right there on Trafalgar Square. They're making fun of you at this point. Brits, do you have the bottle to rise up and put an end to this nonsense? The vote is out, but I bet the fighting monkey that you do. As in:

This nonsense has gotta stop.

Your Pal,

LSP

Solar Power

Oh dear, looks like someone forgot to pay their Weather Tax, and now the sun's beaming down with incandescent fury. Who knows, maybe solar power will energize the road crew filling in asphalt seams outside of Citizens Bank.

Or maybe it'll power up this boutiquey whiskey bar, which I don't go to because that'd be tempting fate. Hey, good luck to the kids that set it up, prosper in the market place of this heat driven Texan Sahara. Once upon a time this street was lively, full of shops and custom, then the asset strippers moved in and that was that. Who knows, maybe Sol Invictus will raise it up again to glory.

In the meanwhile, even my son's exuberant and ferocious Pit/Lab cross is knocked out by the heat. Who can blame her? We all can, the wretched dog didn't pay its carbon credits.

Yours,

LSP

So What's It All About?

 

What's it all about? Good question. First order of business, get a haircut, hippie, and then? Well, everything seems a bit of a mess, to put it mildly. So here's my vastly sought after prescription:

The people who built the culture we live in, with all its values and achievements, and the ethical code we take for granted as somehow "given," isn't. No, the culture you take for granted comes from its cult, which is catholic Christianity. 

No fooling. Get rid of that, which we've done, especially in Euro/Brit Rainbow Utopia, and the net result is cashing checks on our civilizational deposit without putting cash back in. Witness the abhorrent result, which is only beginning to rear its demonically hideous head. Abortion at birth anyone, and don't say Lindsay Clancy.

Is there a way out of this? I'd say the answer is clear. Return to the Faith which built our countries, land and way of life, our civilization. This is our bedrock, the foundation on which everything stands. Call it a Reconquista if you like, or a crusade, but however named it has to happen.

In the meanwhile, nooses up and down the Mall?

Your Old Pal,

LSP

Nativity Of The Blessed Virgin Mary

 

Some people think the Blessed Ever Virgin Mary's a dead Roman Catholic or, even worse, a pagan idol. No, she's not, she's the Mother of God. Reflect on that. In the meanwhile, El Senor's honored the Empress of the Americas and Queen of Victories:

Can you imagine the loathsome, faked up, stilted, faux rhetorician Obama doing such a thing? Or Clinton, Bushx2, Biden and all the rest of them. No, of course you can't, it's unthinkable. Yet here we are and about time. An actual US President, perhaps the most important figurehead in the world, honoring the Virgin Mother of our Savior. Wow.

Keen-eyed observers of the perennial battle between good and evil will note that the Moslem siege of Malta was lifted on this day in 1565. Hail the Knights of Malta! Valiant knights! Brave defenders of Christendom, who drove the Sea Jihad away from their shores, and did so under the powerful protection of Our Lady, Queen of Victories. A mere 6 years later the Virgin would strike again, smashing a Jihadic fleet at Lepanto. Some of you will recall that she crushes the serpent under heel.

Do you think that the Mother of God herself, the very person who gave birth to the Savior, will abandon us, her son's faithful people? If so, think again.

Ave,

LSP

PS. By way of footnote on this intriguing post, I happen to know that a chaplain to the Knights of Malta is granted the rare privilege of being able to celebrate the Mass on the shield of a knight in the field of battle.

PPS. How would I, a lowly Texan parson, know such a thing? Well, there you have it. SMOM forever.

Why Do They All Sound Like Fast-Food Slop?

 

Have you noticed? Beto, some kind of faux Mex sandwich, Kassich, "I'll have a side of that, hold the mayo," and now Talarico. Yet another fast food cognomen. "Hey, two Betos, a Kassisch on the side and a Talerico, add salsa." Pause, "Is that all, sir?"

Schlotsky's. How revolting and expensive

Horrifying, isn't it, and dear Lord, maybe the plan's all about distracting you from their mountebank level socialism; disregard that as you focus on their revolting fast food possibility. Something like that. But to what end? Beto, remember that fake Mex sammich? It failed trust fund dismally, οἴμοι, all that massive going to socialist waste! Oh well. Maybe the revolting Talarico's gonna do better.

Who knows, maybe he will, maybe an Italian deli brand in Austin or Bishop Arts Dallas cuts it, maybe so. But I doubt it, c'mon, Democrats, you gotta do better than this fake fast food rubbish if you want turn the state rainbow blue.

Always,

LSP

Virgen de Guadalupe

The Virgin, Empress of the Americas, and surely you know the story. Mary, the Mother of God, Θεοτόκος, appeared in a series of visions to a lowly peasant, Juan Diego, in 1531, in Mexico. Bear in mind, the gen. pop. was very much recently human sacrifice, cannibal pagan, but Juan was not.

He listened to the Virgin and obediently went to his bishop, telling him that the Virgin Mary wanted a church, or temple, to be built on the site of the apparitions. Of course the Spanish prelate was skeptical and told Juan to go to the site and bring back Castilian roses, even though it was Winter, by way of proof.

Diego did so, and as he delivered miraculous roses to his bishop, the cloth in which they were carried, the Tilma, revealed an image of the Virgin. A miracle, and as time's gone on, the image on Tilma grows more miraculous still. For example, it's made of cactus fiber which doesn't decay, and its eyes contain an image of Diego and possibly 13 others. Here:

Is the Tilma fake, some kind of forgery? Atheists say it is, because of course they would. Indians at the time thought it wasn't and some 9 million converted to the Faith, a remarkable thing. That in itself is to my mind the most miraculous thing, these cannibal, human sacrifice heathen converting to Christianity on account of a miraculous sign of Our Lady, St. Juan's Tilma.

Now, fast forward a few hundred years to today and the UK and Europe, both given over to Godlessness, both intent on flooding their countries with Moslem votes. Do you think, dear friends, that God will be mocked by the risible rainbow leaders of what was once Christendom?

Our Lady of Zeitoun

On the contrary. He'll confound His enemies by turning the people they've imported against the importers. How? By converting them, Tilma style, through apparitions, dreams and miracles. Perhaps you think this absurd, look, then, to 1531 Mexico or latter day Iran.

This in mind, I'm glad that Texas imported Catholics rather than Moslems, apart from Plano. Remember, Mary crushes the Serpent underheel.

Cheers,

LSP

AfD

Looks like Germany doesn't want open border Cultural Marxism. And why would they, who wants to be ruled by a gang of nihilist, Frankfort School Commies? Heil Alice Weidel. In the meanwhile, here's a marching song:

Just remember, kids, that everything the Left intends or exacts produces pretty much the opposite of its intended result.

Zu Befehl,

LSP

The Day Of Worship

 

why don't you have that, loser?

You know, dear friends, there was a time, just a few decades ago, when I would've thought anything less than an 8' stone Altar topped by a polychrome etc Reredos would've been infra dig, unworthy of my ecclesial sensibilities. O foolish priest! But hey, I was very young and wanted all the outward and visible signs of full-blown, triumphant catholicism, albeit within the Anglican thing and albeit without much of the inward and spiritual grace of the thing. OK, I was a kid and exceptionally foolish, that was me then.

Please don't do this punters

Fast forward to today, and almost 20 years serving mission churches in North Central Texas. No stone Altars, no polychrome, no beautiful polyphony, at least not yet, and there you are. But are the people believing? Yes, they are, most deliberate in their faith. Are there guitar playing nuns and liturgical dancers amongst them? No, there are not. Are there Lesbyterian Priestesses cavorting amongst us? No, that's a negative, and you know what? I feel blessed to serve these people.

That in mind, we celebrated the Mass this morning at two country missions and united ourselves with the all sufficient sacrifice of Christ. Think on that, it's no small thing. Were the altars made of stone? Were they adorned by late medieval art in all its gothic Christian glory? No, they were not. It was simple stuff, Said Mass with hymns, oriented to be sure, and celebrated in reverential order, but simple. The Old Rite, if you like, met the country, which is where we are

The Cross

And guess what? The Country likes it. That in mind, you can have all manner of fancy architecture, I wish I had some, but there's no substitute for the Faith once delivered by Christ to the Apostles. You will have noticed that all those Churches which have swapped this out for the spirit of the age, the wretched zeitgeist, are dying regardless of aesthetics and cash

Good riddance to them, they're apostate clowns. Those other churches,  however humble, which remain true to the Faith are not dying, and that applied to us today, right here in the bucolic haven of NC Texas.

There's a moral in this, should you care to draw it.

Keep The Faith,

LSP

The Eve Of Worship

 

Some years ago a bishop from England made it down from his guest room to downstairs Dallas HQ, it was Sunday, and asked Ma LSP and myself, "Have you two even been to Mass?" Of course we had and I forget what happened next, probably some kind of lunch. That in mind, here we are on the eve of worship, getting ready to ascend the Altar of God tomorrow, no small thing, almost unbearably brilliant if you dare think on it for a second. By way of preparation, here's this, from Austin Farrer's Crown of the Year:

ST FRANCIS DE SALES says that it is a special sign of God’s goodness that he actually commands us to love him. It is wonderful enough if he permits us to love him; a few brave spirits might avail themselves of due permission. It is still more wonderful if he invites us to love him the responsive and the generous might answer the invitation. But he commands us to love him, because he will have us all to do so. He will not be deprived of any man's love. Nor will he be deprived of any part of our love, for he commands us not merely to love him, but to love him with all our heart, soul, mind, and strength. The love of God holds out two hands to catch and take us: one is the commandment that we should love, the other is the act of his own love in the sacrifice of Jesus. He does not mean that we should escape him; see, he has taken us between his two hands.

 

Love, the purifying, incandescent fire of divine love, that's what we're preparing to meet in our worship tomorrow. Are we ready? Not by a long shot, but thank God that his grace precedes us and grants the increase.

Put simply -- go to Mass, ye heathen, and worship God. If you can't, make your spiritual communion. It's important, like immortal soul important.

Your Pal,

LSP

Sea Of Joy

 

What can we say, Blind Faith?

Cheers,

LSP

PS. Cut your hair, you wastrels. Not joking, though I like Mr Winwood.

Get Out And Fish On Opening Day - Ahem

 

I know, I know, it's Opening Day but the birds didn't seem to be flying and there was an invite on the phone to fish a new place, nice. You know the drill, put a couple of rods in the truck, head down the road to the country and have at it. 

We found ourselves by a good sized pond, fed by a couple of small streams, and cast off in search of bass. Good call, before you could say "tight lines" they were biting in the shallows; fierce, voracious young fish and everyone was was catching, result.

After a while the bite died down and I swapped out a psychedelic green lure for worms. Lo and behold, up came several blue gill and a junior catfish, not shabby at all, and for a while it was every cast a fish. I love that, but it slowed down again and we were getting ready to call it a day when something big hit young C's blue, sparkly, rubber worm thing, fished deep. Turned out to be a serious catfish, easily the best catch of the day. Well done, young man!

So that was that, great fun. As we were driving back to my church friend's place, I learned that one of the families who settled the area back in the 1850s/60s(?) still lived on their land, which they most very sensibly hadn't sold off, ahem, word to the wise.

Wisdom aside, their original cabin is still in place, on a bluff, not so very far from where we were fishing. "Do not leave this cabin while I'm gone," said the patriarch to his wife or daughter. She did, and was scalped by Comanches, who were active in the county. 

Imagine what it took to settle Texas. It was no small thing, and people from Europe and the UK, perhaps CONUS too, have this "Yee-Haw" comedy cowboy view of our state. Fair enough, cinematic PR has its place, but the reality's different. Those people were tough as nails and that's not gone; friendly with it, mind you.

Fish on,

LSP

Monday Regroup

 

After various chores, which included a trip to heavily tattooed Walmart, I picked up an handheld computing device and dialed LL:

Leftist Malfeasance

"I say, Colonel, are you ready for the Burning Man muster?" He held back, non-plussed, "I don't want to hang with dirty hippies, even if they are rich." I thought about this and replied, "But you do understand we shall be charging them, as in cavalry charge, starting off at one end of the Playa and ending at another. Command leading, I trust you're part of our forward echelon?"

Apologies to Congo Compton 

I needn't have asked, "Of course I'm in, but we need a dog pack to harry the hippies." A "dog pack"? What did this mean, war dogs?!? Yes, a solid 10,000 dogs, brigade strength, unleashed on rich, Bay Area rainbow hippies after drone swarms have done their worst. Picture the snarling fury.

Imagine, drones attack, dogs attack, a ferocious brigade of them, then Cav sweeps in and destroys an enemy in disarray. "Are you part of this, Horse Sarn't Major?" Affirmative. In fairness, it was an easy bet, not that I'm a betting man, go on and visit the monkey, eh?

Know You're Enemy

See you all at the muster,

LSP

PS. Provide your own mounts.

Rebel Yell

 

The Rebel Yell struck fear into the hearts of outmaneuvered Yankees, yes, but what did it sound like? This short video from the Smithsonian offers a clue:

It sounds like a... like a... game call. You'll note, too, how much more civilized in speech and demeanor we were before progress, aka Marxism, took its toll. The same thing, absent game call, holds true for Great Britain, see Elizabeth II who spoke as she should. I won't go on, but what a video, well done those men.

On topic, a visitor turned up at one of the Missions today, with Deo Vindice emblazoned on the back of his rig. He felt warmly welcomed, you may be assured of that.

DV,

LSP

++++

Bonus Track!

Sorry not sorry, "Neil," imagine the sunburn. Kyrie.

LSP

I Will Go Unto The Altar Of God

 

Intriobo ad altare Dei, I will go to the altar of God. For me that means saying Mass at Mission #1, which is right next door, and Mission #2, which is some 20 minutes drive away by Lake Whitney. What a privilege that is! To consecrate the elements of bread and wine such that they become the Body and Blood of Christ, what can we say? Domine non sum dignus, Lord I am not worthy.

Powerful, and so was our Gospel text for the day, in which Christ says to Peter, "Get thee behind me Satan!" Why Satan? Because Peter was offering Christ demonic counsel, tempting him to abandon the way of the Cross and thence salvation. Of course the Devil did the same thing in the wilderness at the outset of Christ's ministry, offering him all the kingdoms of the world, only to be met with the same rebuke given to Peter.

Get thee behind me Satan! Use those words when attacked by the unclean spirit. Speaking of which, Burning Man is on and so is the Notting Hill Stabfest Carnival. I should avoid both places if I were you, though it might be fun to put together several big horse trailers and do some light cav "performance art." Perhaps it'd look something like this.

There you are, lined up in formation at one end of the hot, hot Playa, heat shimmering off the sand as hellish techno beats dully in the demonic distance. A bugle calls, sharp and clear, and it's sabers out; Command moves forward at a walk, leading, then it's all acceleration, trot, canter, gallop, sabers down, run, charge! 

You can imagine the rich hippies being caught at a disadvantage. Gentlemen, on breaking through to the other side, circle 'round and seize their baggage train, what little of it's worth keeping.

So, get thee behind me Satan! 

Cheers,

LSP

Up In Kenosha - All Hail Kyle

 

Hey now and take note.

Fair play to the boy, didn't he take out a pedo, a wife beater and a DUI thief? Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Cheers,

LSP

Canada War?

 

Just look at all those medals! These two Canadian Military Supremos must be incredibly brave and they'd have to be, defending a country the size of Canada with a mere 68,000(?) regular personnel in the armed forces. A bit like their mother country, Great Britain, Canada's clearly gambling on never having to fight a major war ever again. 

So yes, award yourself another medal for valour, or would that be sheer rainbow fool idiocy. But maybe the whole preposterous state of the thing's moot.

You see, when Alberta leaves with its oil, what's left of Canada? An Avril Lavigne, Nellie Furtado sideshow, heavily in debt to Mark "Carney's" globalist puppeteers, with no way to pay the cash back. Of course the aptly named Carney will doubtless clean up personally, he's a bankster, but the country? Not so much.

In the meanwhile, Canadian Army units in Alberta such as the Lord Strathcona House, Calgary Highlanders, the Royal Calgary Regiment and the Southern Alberta Light Horse will be invited to join the new Alberta Defence Force (ADF), cap badges intact. All this bolstered by US forces and the erstwhile province's considerable oil sands income. 

Who knows, maybe Ottawa will decide to launch a Rainbow Expeditionary Force (REF) against plucky old Alberta. Good luck with that, they won't have any oil. But would the REF fight? Check out the Operational Art of War for a drilldown.

Well that's one scenario, and I hope Alberta pulls out of its unholy union with Ottawa. Why should Alberta subsidize their socialist oppressors? With independence they'd throw off the rainbow yoke and enjoy tremendous prosperity. 

Good Luck,

LSP