Saturday, January 13, 2024

Archbishop Vigano Calls On Swiss Guard To Arrest Pope

 



Outspoken Italian Archbishop Carlo Vigano has ripped into Cardinal Victor "Tucho" Fernandez after discovering the cardinal had written a theology sex book. Vigano, former Apostolic Nuncio to the US, described Tucho's book as "blasphemous sewage" and called on the Swiss Guard to arrest him and Pope Francis for being "heretical perverts":


The blasphemous sewage ejections in Tucho's repulsive pamphlet demonstrate such a level of perversion and alienation from the faith that they require the Argentine and his accomplices to be expelled by military means. The Swiss Guard has sworn to defend the See of Peter and not those who want to systematically destroy it. So you should be true to your oath and arrest these heretical perverts!

 

Cardinal Tucho is believed to have authored the gay blessing statement Fiducia Supplicans. C'mon, Swiss Guards, chop, chop, do your job and while you're at it take down Justsin Welby too.

Cheers,

LSP

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's about time.

LSP said...

Dam straight, anon.

Beans said...

Yep. And restore the Orders Militant also. Give it all back to those orders the Holy See has taken from

Then call for a Crusade throughout all the lands Catholic, to rid them of apostates, heretics and heathens.

Anonymous said...

Indeed! We need a 21st Century version of Urban II!

LSP said...

Curious thing, Beans, I almost went down the Knights of Malta route (as a padre, obvs). Priests of the Order have the privilege of being able to celebrate the Mass on the shield of a knight on the field of battle.

Today? I guess that'd be body armor -- a plate rig?

LSP said...

Right with you, Anon.

Beans said...

Hood of a scout vehicle, top deck of an AFV?

You know, regarding the whole gaynessing of the CofE and its offshoots, I'm old enough to remember when JPII and the College of Cardinals said to older priests of the CofE and its offshoots, "Come on over! Married but not having sex, that's great!!!"

And a small but not insignificant number did, go to the Whore of Rome that is...

LSP said...

Oh, Beans, I know.

Looking further back, The Fisherman gave our last real Archbishop a Pallium (I think) and a ring.

Then we blew it all outta the water with wymmxn priestesses.

Top deck of IFV for sure.