Tuesday, July 5, 2022

Green Faker Mountebanks Go Full Coal


Do you remember how a teenage Swedish autist, with an arguably satanic mother, determined the energy policy of the Western World? Sure you do, gotta go Zero Carbon Footprint or the world's gonna die! You know, like rising sea levels, pandas dying, Manhattan flooded, Chicago undersea, all science like. 

Such paltry, clownshow, medicine show, snake oil, buffoon malfeasance, as our rainbow hypocrite elite green leaders fly the world in their private jets and buy beachfront mansions in the Hamptons. What a fraudulent scam from the get go, but look what's happened in their insane, satanic, lust for power and wealth.

Here's Zero:

Hilariously, the push for coal is being led by Europe, ground zero of the "green movement" which finally realized that one can't burn fake virtue or melt posing in front of camera in the winter to keep warm, and is boosting coal purchases to ensure it can keep power flowing to homes and factories after Russia cut gas supplies to the continent. Germany, which not long ago promised to eliminate coal as a power source by 2030, is among the nations now importing more. Economy Minister Robert Habeck called the increased reliance on coal bitter but necessary. Spoiler alert: Germany will not eliminate coal as a power source by 2030, if anything it will be more reliant on it than ever unless it also restarts its nuclear power plants which it, idiotically, shut down not long ago.

Never one to admit it was dead wrong, however, Europe has a response to everything: “Right now the sentiment is that more coal is better than more Russia,” said Alex Msimang, a London-based partner at law firm Vinson & Elkins LLP specializing in the energy sector.

Whatever dude.


I'll leave it at that.

Fishing in the Rivers of Life,



Well Seasoned Fool said...

Living in an area adjacent to large coal fields, I'm appaled! Just because Colorado/Wyoming have coal deposits 5,000' feet deep doesn't mean we shouldn't be appaled by the danger to leopard seals in Antarctic.

RHT447 said...

"Whatever dude". Precisely. Whenever some idiot starts bemoaning the evils of nuclear power, I ask them how it is they have no objection to building long metal tubes, stuffing them with people in close proximity to a reactor, and then sending them off to spend months at a time underwater.

Hopefully the recent Supreme Court decision concerning the EPA will keep their slimy claws off the Permian Basin.

Wild, wild west said...

Arguably Satanic? Heh-heh.

glasslass said...

If this is to long just delete. Couple years old and cannot find the rest as it was an installment.

One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one in which there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks.

“What’s this?” she asked.

“Pulverized willow bark,” replied her fairy godmother.

“What happened to the carpet?” she asked.

“The carpet was nylon, which is made from butadiene and hydrogen cyanide, both made from petroleum,” came the response.

Greta smiled, acknowledging that adjustments are necessary to save the planet, and moved to the sink to brush her teeth where instead of a toothbrush, she found a willow, mangled on one end to expose wood fiber bristles.

“Your old toothbrush?” noted her godmother, “Also nylon.”

“Where’s the water?” asked Greta.

“Down the road in the canal,” replied her godmother, ‘Just make sure you avoid water with cholera in it”

“Why’s there no running water?” Greta asked, becoming a little peevish.

“Well,” said her godmother, who happened to teach engineering at MIT, “Where do we begin?” There followed a long monologue about how sink valves need elastomer seats and how copper pipes contain copper, which has to be mined and how it’s impossible to make all-electric earth-moving equipment with no gear lubrication or tires and how ore has to be smelted to make metal, and that’s tough to do with only electricity as a source of heat, and even if you use only electricity, the wires need insulation, which is petroleum-based, and though most of Sweden’s energy is produced in an environmentally friendly way because of hydro and nuclear, if you do a mass and energy balance around the whole system, you still need lots of petroleum products like lubricants and nylon and rubber for tires and asphalt for filling potholes and wax and iPhone plastic and elastic to hold your underwear up while operating a copper smelting furnace and . .

“What’s for breakfast?” interjected Greta, whose head was hurting.

“Fresh, range-fed chicken eggs,” replied her godmother. “Raw.”

“How so, raw?” inquired Greta.

“Well, . . .” And once again, Greta was told about the need for petroleum products like transformer oil and scores of petroleum products essential for producing metals for frying pans and in the end was educated about how you can’t have a petroleum-free world and then cook eggs. Unless you rip your front fence up and start a fire and carefully cook your egg in an orange peel like you do in Boy Scouts. Not that you can find oranges in Sweden anymore.

“But I want poached eggs like my Aunt Tilda makes,” lamented Greta.

“Tilda died this morning,” the godmother explained. “Bacterial pneumonia.”

“What?!” interjected Greta. “No one dies of bacterial pneumonia! We have penicillin.”

“Not anymore,” explained godmother “The production of penicillin requires chemical extraction using isobutyl acetate, which, if you know your organic chemistry, is petroleum-based. Lots of people are dying, which is problematic because there’s not an easy way of disposing of the bodies since backhoes need hydraulic oil and crematoriums can’t really burn many bodies using as fuel Swedish fences and furniture, which are rapidly disappearing – being used on the black market for roasting eggs and staying warm.”

This represents only a fraction of Greta’s day, a day without microphones to exclaim into and a day without much food, and a day without carbon-fiber boats to sail in, but a day that will save the planet.

Tune in tomorrow when Greta needs a root canal and learns how Novocain is synthesized.

— I Am Not the Author of This

RHT447 said...

Rivers of life indeed.

"I’m currently at a funeral.

Been chatting with the funeral directors who will remain nameless about the recent surge in deaths

They made me aware or the large number of kiddies they’re burying within a few months of the kiddie jab.

They’ve been told they can’t talk about it"

From here--


Not "whatever". NOT. EVER.

Dad of Six said...

But they're following the Science!

Love that story glasslass and am passing it along.

LSP said...

Well you see, WSF, going green comes at a cost, and a profit to our elite overlords. It's like a cost/benefit thing. We pay, they benefit, and the baby seals live. Dear Lord, what an utter crock.

LSP said...

Let's hope so, RHT. And hey, could someone please hurry up and sort out FUSION? Of course they'd try and charge for that limitless free energy, but still.

LSP said...

I had to throw that in there, Wild.

LSP said...

glasslass, your excellent comment's been shared around the internet :)

But really, Greta Thurnberg? Really? Yes, really, the mind boggles. And now they're firing up coal power because, you know, they believe sea levels are rising so hard. Kyrie eleison, what an utter scam.

LSP said...

I've heard, RHT, and it's terrifying. Not least to the insurance companies who can sue pharma for fraud. Let's see it.

LSP said...

But DOS, the Science is so very, very important. What an utter, degenerate, corrupt freakshow.