The Commonwealth of Virginia has a long and storied past, not least as home to a mysterious cryptid Old Dominion locals call "Scallywagster."
As far back as the 1700s, Virginia residents claimed a giant carpet bag carrying, blackfaced reptilian bird would appear in the sky, and swoop down to attack freedom, pets, game, livestock, adults and sometimes even children.
Eyewitness descriptions of the Scallywagster resemble that of a Mountebankesaur; an enormous flying monster with an absurdly claimed wingspan of twenty-five to thirty feet, a long smirking beak, and revolting, leathery, sagging, reptilian neck skin.
The Scallywagster has tentacles, bloombergs, and carries with it the pungent scent of corruption, degeneracy and death. According to witnesses, its shriek resembles a drunken loser at the Kentucky Derby.
Reports of the Scallywagster are ongoing. Virginians be vigilant, wise and safe.
Gun Rights,
LSP
13 comments:
Monday is going to be interesting... Now declared a 'National Defense Airspace', and the FBI and others will be flying 'special' airplanes over the protests...
Liberals/progressives, seem to feel that they are the only people with a right to protest. That is not so.
This was all predicted some decades ago as well.
Praying for everyone's safety.
The "gun free area" looks a lot like a concentration camp...
I dread the Monday rally.
I don't trust a lot of the people I've heard say they are going to not give cause.
I feel as I did the day JFK was killed. Tipping point. No going back from this.
I am of the last generation 'Born Free' in this country . . . my kids and their kids
have never known the freedom my generation enjoyed. To me, that day in November was
the beginning of the end.
But, like those caught up in La Christiada, this war is not of our making. They want a Revolution? A Revolution they'll get. The Founders' Republic died in 1865, it cannot be restored through the political system now in place in this country. If nothing else,
Trump has proved that.
God preserve us.
I saw that, NFO. Thank God it went as well as it did.
LL, I think 1776 speaks to that.
Some call it the continuation or "2.0" of the English Civil War, they might have a point. Whatever the case, people seem to be waking up to the fact that protest's not confined to the nihilst left.
About bloody time.
Kid, I laughed.
Linda, thank God it went down well.
Ed, I wasn't easy with it either, but hey, well done team.
And that's a good thing.
Anon, I fully agree.
"They want a Revolution? A Revolution they'll get. The Founders' Republic died in 1865..."
I pray we don't have to see the 2nd act. If we do, I know where I stand, such as my busted hip will let me.
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