Monday, January 13, 2020

Moaning Markle



Some call her a victim, a poor put upon person of color, driven from her adopted home by vile, hate-filled, brazen racism. Others call her a venal, narcissistic, gold digging, c list, millionaire socialist hypocrite.

That's as maybe. Popularly known as "Moaning Markle," Meghan's leaving Great Brexit Britain for Canada, where she and Harry plan to make their own fortune as well as being paid by the British taxpayer for doing precisely nothing.




Moaning Markle would like to move to LA but can't, because Trump, so Canada it is. Perhaps Moaner doesn't understand that Canada already belongs to Kate? But not to worry, when pounding the icy streets of Halifax looking for voice over work gets tiresome, there's always Sweden.




You can sign on to the popular grassroots movement Give Kate Canada here.

Cheers,

LSP

25 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Think of the thousands employed to cover the royal family. I don't give a hoot for any of them but do think the Queen is a class act.

Adrienne said...

The queen wouldn't let her join the meeting by phone since "they wouldn't know who was listening." Bwwwwaaaaaahaaaaaaa

What an awful woman. She makes Wallis look positively wonderful.

Kid said...

I have zero interest in the "royals". I lived in England for the better part of 1990 and saw how most of the citizens had to live in squalor. F* the royals with extreme prejudice.

Over and out.

LL said...

I'm sure that Harry and spouse will winter in the South of France or possibly Rio. I can't see them spending the darkest days of winter in Nova Scotia (New Scotland).

Fredd said...

I would bet that Meghan Windsor will not be happy no matter where she ends up. The paparazzi will hound them both until their dying days, that's just how things go.

Jim said...

My 1911 cost less than your dress and is far more useful.

LSP said...

WSF, I'd say the Queen, Prince Philip and Kate are pretty impressive. And I'm in favor of the monarchy, tbh, but I scorn millionaire LA leftists trashing a tradition of service and patriotism.

LSP said...

She makes Simpson look good, Adrienne, and that's saying something... and now they're off to Canada. Too bad it's Kate's already.

LSP said...

Kid, noted. But maybe Philip, even at the age of 98, could take a crop to Moaner. Give it something to cry about, what?

Honi soit and all that.

Kid said...

Well, let's have a pint and discuss. :)

LSP said...

LL, you are a SEER.

Of course there's precedent for the South of France thing and rogue royals. And who knows, speaking of precedence, perhaps there'll be an "accident."

Still, at least Canada belongs to Kate. Sorry, "Markle."

LSP said...

I'd agree with that, Fredd. But hey, she bought the T shirt and then some.

LSP said...

Hmmmm, Jim, what's the brand? I shot my best ever pistol group with a custom Dan Wesson which belonged to a pal. I think I need one or a variant.

Kid said...

I have owned a Dan Wesson 357. 3 grips, 3 barrels, most accurate pistol I've ever owned. That said I do like my Springfield Armory 16+1 40 cal. Love the safety system and it's been accurate at the range at short distances so far. Would like to try 5 gal cans at 50 yards one day. Also a 5 yr old could take it apart and clean it.

RHT447 said...

" I think I need one or a variant."

When we get on the range, I'll bring my Springfield Range Officer.

Anonymous said...

The best analogy I can come up with is this. A young Megan gets to play Elsa the Princess from Frozen at Disneyland one summer. However, 'woke' Megan is not happy with parts of Disney's distant history or that some of the executives and plots are old fashion. Megan decides to leave Disney, but insists on continuing exclusively to play Elsa, keeping all the dresses and having Hans under contract.

Jim said...

I own several LSP, ranging from a WWII vintage Remington Rand to a SA Range Officer. All seem to run well, even the inexpensive Filipino examples. I do believe I need a Dan Wesson.

Dick B said...

Sad to see. Always liked Captain Harry, a decent junior officer. Kid got roped in by
evil bitch and now he's honor bound to stay the game. Vows, y'know. Doesn't yet get
he's been played. When he does, and the full import sinks in, maybe his Batman will leave a loaded Webley on the tea tray. Not much else for a dishonored officer to do.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

There's a reason she's known as the "Yoko" of the royal family.

LSP said...

I like the sound of both those pistols, Kid. A lot.

LSP said...

Looking forward to that, RHT.

LSP said...

What an excellent analogy, Anon!

LSP said...

Jim, I've wanted a DW for ages... def on the list.

LSP said...

Well said, DB. But perhaps other people will... take her "in hand."

LSP said...

Infidel, I think it must be a talent. A very special talent.