Monday, February 1, 2016

Megyn Kelly Wins Iowa Caucus!

In a shocking head-to-head breakneck race, TV superstar body celebrity, Megyn Kelly, has won the Iowa caucus by a few slim percentage points.

Kelly won 28% of the vote as opposed to also-ran, Trump, who got a losing 25%. Trump told the world that he's "honored" to come in as the Loser, in second place to Megyn.

America waits with bated breath as the GOP candidates psych up for New Hampshire. Will Megyn "The Body" Kelly win, or will someone else? 

Let the ballots decide!



LL said...

That's certainly how she sounded in the Fox News Central election coverage.

LSP said...

I'm not a Trumpist, but I'm not too convinced by Cruz either, or Megyn.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Damn that woman and her nefarious plan to take over America!

LSP said...

It's very worrying, Infidel. Soon she will marry Vladimir Putin and her power will be complete. Is there no end to her infamy?

Arimathean said...

I think Putin is holding out for a Romanov princess so that he can declare himself Tsar.