Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Satan's Vatican Pay Back

President Trump's announced that Harvard will have to pay back the $9 million it's received as part of the stimulus package supposed to help small businesses hit by the Chinese Plague.

Notoriously known as Satan's Vatican, Harvard took the money under the PPP (Paycheck Protection Program) that's geared towards businesses with 500 or fewer employees. But Satan's Vatican has an astounding endowment of over $40 billion. Hardly likely Harvard's paycheck's in need of protection and yes, Satan is the Father of Lies.

Keen-eyed readers will remember that Harvard was all set to host a Satanic Black Mass in 2014 under the guise of performance art, but had to move the devil ritual off-site due to protests. Maybe the Kremlin on the Charles should pay more than $9 million back to America.

After all, don't they believe in the redistribution of wealth? Speaking of which, Hussein Obama went to Harvard, just in case you've forgotten.



Anonymous said...

Harvard Law no less - although none of his 'classmates' seem to remember him being in any of their classes nor is there any record of his grades (probably in his school records he had sealed). But he was (supposedly) president of the Harvard Law Review - a largely symbolic position, hmm sounds suspiciously like him being POTUS.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

What is disturbing is every Supreme Court Justice is either a Harvard of Yale alumni.

Dad of Six said...

Latest word (from Ace of Spades) is that they are giving it back. We shall see. Commies always lie.

WSF- yes, that does not seem appropriate. I'd be okay with that though if all the Roman Catholic Supreme Court justices would actually be Catholic...like Clarence Thomas.

LSP said...

Anon, don't forget that Satan's the Father of Lies #Harvard

LSP said...

I'd be less concerned, WSF, they weren't Stalinist training grounds.

LSP said...

They've returned the money, DOS. Now let's see all the rest. A lotta people might benefit from Harvard's endowment. But not the commies who run it, they've already had their share.