Thursday, January 9, 2020

Melania & Satan's Ruby Ring



Here at the Compound we were delighted to receive a Christmas card from America's popular and glamorous First Lady. Thank you, Melania, for the work you do to keep America great and for being a faithful Catholic Christian. 

Are the two synonymous? Surely yes, Christ didn't start anything that wasn't complete.

Our Adversary, on the other hand, marches to the beat of a different drum and loves rubies, ruby rings especially. Have a look:




Satan's jewel crown? Emmylou sings:


God grant you a blessed and peaceful night, White Hats rule this town now.

Victory is assured,

LSP

12 comments:

Adrienne said...

Hmmmmmm - that's odd that they're all wearing the same ring.

OT but................how about Sparkle Markle and the hapless prince?? Now she's flown back to Canada after three says in the UK 'cause she left the offspring up there with a nanny. She left the prince behind to put out the fires and deal with the blow back. LSP - I'm not often shocked, but Sparkle has far surpassed any bad behavior I could have imagined her doing. Poor Lilibet - she doesn't deserve this.

LL said...

I'm sure that Lucifer himself has a similar ring - maybe it's some sort of club thing? Ask Hillary if she'd wear hers in her next appearance, when she announces for the Presidency.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

I always knew Tom Hanks was a Satan worshiper. But Soleimani? He's from the Religion of Peace™ for crying out loud!

Jim said...

Now I'll be checking for rings.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Are your sermons as powerful as some of your blog posts?

Kid said...

This is darned interesting.

The clinton spawn (with the horse teeth) likely has one too. I saw an image a while back of her tweet wishing happy birthday or something to the Church of Satan. (True? Who cares we know she's evil) Can you believe she's gotten pregnant thrice now?

LSP, You remain my favorite Texas Parson. Hope you and yours are doing well.

LSP said...

Adrienne, the Markle thing's a disaster of epic proportions. Will she meet with a tragic accident? Will the marriage end and Harry return home? Who knows, in the meanwhile they seem to think they can do nothing except lecture us on the environment while flying private jets and living large on the public dime. What a disgrace. The cash flow needs to be turned off and they can survive on her outstanding acting skills.

LSP said...

It has to be some kind of club, LL, and do the rings summon djinn? Huma springs to mind.

LSP said...

I know, Infidel. We were all badly fooled by Soliemani.

LSP said...

Me too, Jim!

LSP said...

I try to keep 'em entertaining, WSF...

LSP said...

Thanks, Kid, I appreciate it. Does "Nine Mill" Chelsea have a satanic ruby ring? Good question, let's keep on the lookout.