Saturday, August 31, 2019

US Navy Ends War On Weather



Was the last post a bit depressing? Well try this. The US Navy's ended its War on Weather by disbanding the Obama initiated Climate Change Task Force. What? You didn't know the US Navy had been tasked with fighting the weather? Think again.

Thanks to the annointed God King Messiah Obama, the most powerful Navy the world has ever seen was told to fight our ancient enemy, the Weather. 




So important for fighting ships to be on hand as glaciers melt, coastlines flood, and millionaire socialists everywhere resort to high ground. Yes, the high ground of their private islands. Except the Obamas, architects of the climatic naval strategy.

They've invested 15 million socialist dollars in prime Martha's Vineyard seafront property. Counting on the Navy to save them? Fond imagining. As the waters rise, look in vain for Littoral Combat Ships to come to the rescue. Or, if the pundits have it right, anyone else.




In other news, the Navy's allowing people who don't identify as trans to enlist. Such fascists.

Senior Service Go Navy,

LSP

10 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Senior Service? Maybe the Royal Navy but most certainly not the US Navy.

LSP said...

Sorry, WSF, I was thinking UK...

LL said...

True, in the US, the Army (which won the revolution) is the senior service. But will that last forever? Maybe, but there's s new kid on the block - SPACE COMMAND - and the natural follow on, "Star Trek". And I've seen episodes where the USS Enterprise single handedly dealt with global warming on other worlds, and it only took an hour in-between battles with Romulans and Klingons.

Will the US Space Command be able to deal with hurricanes from space? Maybe not soon.

Ed Bonderenka said...

What!?!?
We're not gonna nuke Dorian?

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Honest mistake. Didn't mean to sound shrewish.

Kid said...

The new home for Barry and Mike. Yes, I now pray for global warming.

LSP said...

But LL, Ed makes a good point. We can hit the Weather with BIG ONES. That aside, now we understand the LCS issue. The Obamas need those coast hugging ships for evac when the glaciers melt and the Vineyard's flooded. Before it ices over.

LSP said...

Ed, there's one word I can use in reply.

YES.

LSP said...

Not at all, WSF! I stand corrected and crossed it out. You know what they say, attention to detail.

LSP said...

It's a beautiful thing, Kid.

LCS to the rescue!