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| ACoC Bishop? |
In a remarkable turn of events, there appears to be absolutely no news whatsoever about ACoC, the tiny religious organization known as "Anglican Church of Canada." At least no news on this planet, but on Mars the wires are buzzing with an exciting new discovery.
A crack team of number-crunchers in Southern California have decoded long forgotten data from NASA's 1970s Mars missions and came to a startling conclusion. Microscopic life exists on the Red Planet. "I'm 99 per cent sure there's life there. To paraphrase an old saying, if it looks like a microbe and acts like a microbe - then it probably is a microbe, like ACoC," stated expert biologist, Joseph Miller.
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| Mars Microbe |
Unfortunately, bungling NASA boffins boiled the microscopic ecclesial remnants while analysing soil samples brought back to earth from the Red Planet. However, parts of the near invisible church might still exist, as Martian dirt emits large quantities of methane gas.
This, according to experts, is a near certain sign that ACoC, or at least its Synod, is still in existence.
Stay tuned.
LSP
2 comments:
Hmmm, interesting. Please do keep us posted.
Have a wonderful week LSP!
Thanks Darlin.
The problem with ACoC is that it's very, very small and hard to find. But it seems the boffins are making headway.
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