Friday, October 7, 2016

Is Putin Still Awesome?

The people of New York seem to think so, and showed their affection for the Russian strongman yesterday by unfurling a giant banner of Vladimir Putin from the Manhattan Bridge.

Some onlookers were confused and didn't understand the purpose of the banner.

New York Loves Putin

“Everybody thought it was interesting," said one witness, "But nobody really got it. Nobody understood the political message or whatever message was behind it.” 

Pop Icon Superstar Jarvis Cocker Scorns Putin

I'd have thought the message was obvious. Vladimir Putin is awesome. You might disagree with that and if you do, ponder this. World renowned popstar, Jarvis Cocker, doesn't like Putin either.

Food for thought, eh?



LL said...

If Cocker doesn't like Putin, then nobody should.

The LSP blog has bothered me for some time because you don't ask the Kardashians what they (or the Woman of the Year - Tranny Daddy) think. Now we have a split within the Kardashians with Kanye backing Trump and Kim backing the Bitch of Benghazi. With that sort of division within the oracle, I think that we need to default to Cocker. Does Cocker favor Crooked Hillary or Trump? I need to know what to think and it's so much more comforting to have celebrities do my thinking for me.

I think that I need to search YouTube to find fat lesbians (witches) doing some sort of liturgical dance so that I can calm my troubled (and confused) soul.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Well, like Russia, NYC is a socialist workers paradise, thanks to our beloved mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (state name Bill de Blasio.)

Anonymous said...

Nobody's perfect. So let's whisper an oversight associated with Iron Vladimier.

It seems (see last week's Economist) that new cases of AIDS are growing vigorously in Russia. The usual suspects for such an epidemic include gay sex and opioid injection. Is it just my delusion that Putin the Implacable suppresses both?

Could it be that the Man is mortal just like you and me? Could it be that he's better at articulating goals than achieving them?

LSP said...

Nothing quite like a good dose of liturgical dance to calm the soul, LL. And then there's the Kardashians. Some say that Kim's a Hobbit. I'm not saying she is, but I'm not saying she isn't, either. I'm not sure what that makes Kanye.

LSP said...

Infidel, a quick "google search" for Bill de Blasio and Jarvis Cocker lists 38,600 results in 0.75 seconds. Accident? I don't think so.

LSP said...

Are you sure you're not a Britpop fan, Anonymous?

Euripides said...

I still maintain that the Nobel committee got it wrong by giving the peace prize to Obama instead of Putin. Putin is such a lovable, rascally fellow. His only sin is that he's not the first black Russian president.

LSP said...

But Eupides, he's bombing our allies, Al Quaeda and ISIS!

Euripides said...

You're right! That makes him a racist! All the Russians are racist! They are a complete basket of deplorables! By bombing our allies, they have denied Obama and his Enlightened and Divine Rule.

Shame! Shame on Putin and his racist war.

Anonymous said...

The West abandoned the Christian East, Vladimir Putin fought for it. Let History judge both.

Theodore said...

You will never understand
How it feels to live your life
With no meaning or control
And with nowhere left to go
You are amazed that they exist
And they burn so bright
Whilst you can only wonder why

Jarvis just wants to live like common people.

LSP said...

Euripides, I sometimes get the feeling they don't take Obama very seriously.

LSP said...

Good call, Anonymous.

LSP said...

That's the thing about Jarvis, Theodore. Genius.