Shocking photos reveal the Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, scrapping with Black Friday shoppers at a Michigan mall.
The maul brawl erupted after Welby tried to wrestle a discounted flat screen T.V. out of the hands of a single Mother. "I waited all night to get my Vizio," said Toya Laquanda, "Then Welby come in and try and take it!"
Onlookers were outraged by Welby's attempted T.V. grab, and one angry shopper faced off against the leader of the worldwide Anglican Communion, in what soon became a full-on slugfest.
The fight ended when mall security was called, but not before a bruised and battered Welby disappeared into the Black Friday crowd of bargain hunters.
Lambeth Palace has not commented on the incident.