Everything Is Good

 

Tasty, right?

Your Pal,

LSP

They're Coming to Gitchoo

 

They are? And in league with transnational capital to boot, clearly McCarthy didn't go far enough. In similar vein, the Corpse is promising special stimulus to POC (Person of Color) owned small businesses. Fortunate for the POC, not so hot if you're not. But seriously, since when were taxpayer handouts awarded on account of skin color?

Since right about now, and don't you dare say racist or you'll get banned for being a Nazi. As in, how dare you stand for equality, regardless of ethnicity, you Fascist. In similar vein, have you noticed how the Left is full of hate, vitriol and spite at the moment?

You'd think they'd be happy and magnanimous, their guy won, apparently. But no, they're baying for blood. And this inner state of being will surely manifest itself outwardly, it already is, which doesn't bode well. 

That in mind, I'll spare you the sermon, but I will say this. They're coming to gitchoo. Good luck with that, Bolsheviks.

Cheers,

LSP

Useless Bloody Monkey

LL, this morning, "So much for the dam monkey." I paused, struck by wolverine insight, "Yeah, he's obviously past his prime."

But here's the thing, PA, AZ, GA, PA and on are still in play. Will the most most corrupt, lying, deep state, globalist fraud ever unveiled upon the American public seize control of our polity or will the monkey uparmor and go for broke?

Money on the monkey, outside odds. Double or quits and see where it takes you.

Love and Peace,

LSP

Who Will Win?

 

Who will win? Sleepy Joe Klepto Biden or Donald Golden Tower Trump? Odds on 45 who's actually campaigned, to the tune of a thousand rallies a day, while Klepto's hidden himself in a basement as his son turns tricks for crack.

Nail-biting, what? Not a gambling man, but Devil take the hindmost and twice as fast. Guinea on the monkey for a Trump win. 

Bets on,

LSP

Greatest Campaign Ad Ever

Well that was awesome.

Carry on,

LSP

 

Laura Blasts The left

Laura may be easy on the eyes but that's not all. In this infovid she calls out the Left and our double standard press/judiciary.

Imagine, if you can, the outrage that would've burst across the front pages if a Trump supporter had driven through a crowd of Bernie supporters. Picture, if you're up to it, the incandescent fury of the Left.

Now, count up the quiet fury of the other side. People are getting fed with "sorry, your kid needs to go trans, you stupid redneck, and Islam's a religion of peace so suck up the latest bomb," etc. And lest we forget, "Look out, idiot redneck, your president's a Russian Agent!"

Random .45

FFS. We've had enough, and look out, one side knows how to shoot, the other doesn't. No kidding.

Speaking of which, my eldest tells me, "We love Trump, he stands for us. We got a pay rise and he's got our back. The Army loves him a lot."

Go figure. Landslide 2020,

LSP

Cooking With LSP

Ah well, it's down to this, yet another implausible "cooking" episode with LSP. So what's the score, you gonna shoot the sauce with the Glock? 

Not so fast, epicures, the pistol's optional. You can make macaroni cheese with a CZ, a Sig, a mighty wheel gun or nothing at all. Go ahead, be defenseless in the face of the culinary threat, your call, there's no rule.

Now that we've cleared the #2A air let's get down to business. Melt 4 tbls of butter in some kind of pot, use Le Crueset if you want to ape the ways of our transnational, Illuminati elite overlords. Next up, whisk 4 tbls of flour into the melted butter. Easy as bleachbitting your hard drives with FBI help. Whisk it about on medium heat for a minute or two then add 3 cups of whole milk.

Use Shells

Stir it around for a while 'til it starts to thicken; don't worry, it will. Then grate a rectangle of cheese into the sauce and stir that, more milk if needed. Sauce in hand, add salt and pepper, some dry English mustard, Worcestershire sauce and Cayenne pepper. Who likes a bland dish, right?

In the meanwhile you've boiled up some water and pasta shells are merrily cooking away. By the way, use shells, readers,  they're better than the globalist, macaroni alternative. Add the happy natpop shells to the sauce, stir, grate some cheese, crack some pepper over the thing and...

A Typical Glass of Wine

Sling it all in the oven at 375/400 before kicking back for a glass or two of the right stuff. Hey, you've earned a break so take it. R&R over, pull the dish out of the oven and let it rest, it should be sizzling and golden brown to boot.

One I Took Earlier, Note Heavy Metal

And there it is, a delicious unity of cheese and pasta. Well done, mission accomplished. With that in mind, behold the dish and fall upon your scoff like...

Grounded

A warrior. 

#KAG

LSP

Trump Goes 2020

You may disagree and that's fine, there's no "rule," think what you like, but I thought Trump pretty much knocked it out of the ball park last night. And to be fair, the Democrats have created a minefield for themselves.

Such as the great Russia Hoax coup conspiracy, Hillary's 33,000 missing emails, the hate-filled attack on Kavanaugh, open borders migration vote grabbing masquerading as compassion and, perhaps above all, failure. 

The Democrats represent an established political status quo which oversaw the deindustrialization of great swathes of America and the subsequent impoverishment of the people. Trump hit on it, 60,000 factories shuttered since 2001, the date China joined the WTO, and with it the loss of at least 6 million jobs. Well done, trade deal geniuses.

Democrat solution? More of the same in an ever brighter rainbow flag. You might not have any jobs, proles, and we've become South America's welfare system, but think. At long last you can, finally, throw off the chains of cisgender oppression and use the trans bathroom at Harvard while beating women at track like the man you are! Sorry, woman. 

And Trump's a Russian spy who's literally Hitler, so forget about all the industry we shipped out of the country to make us rich while you live in the ghetto. Where you can get an abortion.

It's just not a great platform and Trump gave it a beating while playing to his strengths: jobs, manufacturing, rebuilding the military, not fighting endless wars, securing the border so we actually have a country, tax cuts, deregulation, putting America first in trade and not being ashamed of Christian values and the country itself. LL puts it well here.

Of course Satanists hate all this and haven't lost any time deploying their magic power to hex the President, so maybe it's a good thing last night's rally featured a prayer:

Paula White: “Father you have raised President Trump up for such a time as this… Let every demonic network that has aligned itself against the purpose, against the calling of President Trump, let it be broken, let it be torn down in the name of Jesus. Let the counsel of the wicked by spoiled now according to Job 17. I declare that President Trump will overcome every strategy from hell and every strategy from the enemy. Destroy and divide their tongues, Oh Lord.

Amen.

KAG,

LSP

A Fine Vintage

One of the best things about Christmas is that you get to drink great wine. It's just part of the feast.

Cheers!

LSP