Showing posts with label Putin loves animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Putin loves animals. Show all posts

Monday, December 4, 2017

Putin, Evil Genius?



Is Russian strongman, Vladimir Putin, an evil genius? Good question, let's see. Here's a short checklist. Putin single-handedly:

   Defeated Hillary in the election.
   Installed a Kremlin spy in the White House.
   Is against the globalist, Illuminati NWO.
   Is a nationalist.
   Imprisoned Pussy Riot for blasphemy.
   Goes to Mass regularly and lights candles at icons.
   Rebuilt the Russian Church.
   Destroyed ISIS Jihad savages.
   Freed Christians in Syria from Jihad savages.





   
   Conquered the Crimea faster than Concord on afterburn.
   Conquered Syria.
   Didn't get taken down by a Soros funded Color Revolution.
   Has stayed in power, signifying genius.
   Didn't get into a full-on war in the Ukraine.
   Has so far resisted attempts by globalist, Illuminati, NWO libs 

   to start WWIII.
   Is hailed by many as a "New Constantine."
   Goes hard, is heterosexual.
   Loves animals.
   Can ride, shoot, fish, hunt.




So, Evil Genius? Here at the Compound we think that defeating Hillary, smashing ISIS, freeing Christians from Moslem genocide, rebuilding our Holy Mother the Church and sending P Riot to jail is good. Yes, good, not evil. Compare it, if you like, to the DNC's Spirit Cooking and endorsement of the Crowleyite witch artist, Maria Abramovic.




Is he a genius? Well, compared to the buffoonery, lies, corruption, chicanery and hucksterism that's come out of the White House in the last decade or so, Putin looks pretty adept. Maybe that's why he was able to install his spy in the Oval Office.




Compound consensus says, hurry up, Kremlin spy, drain the swamp. And, as an aside, name one other catholic Christian leader of a major power. You know, the leader of a world power that champions the Apostolic Faith. 

Have a go and see how many names you come up with. I dare you.

MAGA,

LSP

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

A Tale Of Two Nothings



It's been wild, it's been a white-knuckle, thrill-powered ride of Cold War brinksmanship unparalleled since the hunt for Red October itself. Yes, we're talking about Putin, head of SPECTRE and KAOS overthrowing our great democracy through the agency of his spy, Trump, and his satrap lackey, Sessions. 




Espionage subversion on a par with the Bourne Supremacy that overthrew our rightful ruler, Hillary, in her bid for power.

The only problem with this tissue of lies that's been peddled by our lying, mendacious, corrupt, elite, venal mainstream media and their Democrat masters is that there isn't any proof. Not a shred of evidence.


You're Fired

Onetime FBI supremo, Comey, was going to blow the lid off of the vile conspiracy with his damning testimony. And... he didn't, except to say that he'd told the infamous Russian spy, Trump, that he wasn't under investigation. On three occasions, no less.


Perfidious Putinite 

Then there's the perfidious Sessions, who testified today before the Senate Intelligence Committee. Surely the keen-eyed lawmakers on the investigating panel, such as John McCain, would unmask Putin's diminutive puppet.

No. Didn't happen. Nothing. No evidence for the Kremlin's epic success in bringing down Hillary's ill-fated campaign through hacking DNC emails and revealing the corrupt workings of The Party to the public via Wikileaks.




Here in the Compound's fast-paced, high-energy newsroom we're disappointed. We were hoping for a story  and all we got was a tale of two nothings, yet more testimony revealing exactly nothing about Trump's collusion with the evil Kremlin.




Maybe that's because there wasn't any.

Stand by the JAMS.

LSP

Sunday, July 3, 2016

Come on, Putin, Turn up The Heat!



On Hillary, by releasing all the emails your team hacked off her, ahem, private server. 




Senator Cotton agrees and thinks a frustrated FBI is about to turn to Russia for help.




So come on, Vlad, lend a hand and earn the undying support, love and gratitude of the American people.

Your Old Friend,

LSP

Friday, May 13, 2016

Statesmen and Hillary



Russian strongman, former KGB Colonel Vladimir Putin, loves animals. Dogs, horses, baby chicks, big cats, dolphins, whatever, he loves them and they love him. 




Putin also loves the Church and is a great statesman. He's made Russia great again.




Then there's US President, Barack Obama, who hasn't made America great again. He loves animals, too, and one special animal in particular. Which one would that be?




But what about Hillary, does she have an animal? Some say she does.




Perhaps she'll be indicted. Will her animals save her?

Your Friend,

LSP