Wednesday, January 22, 2025

Buckle Up Kids - We're Going To Mars

 


Buckle up, kids, we're going to Mars. That's right, we're going to conquer the RED PLANET. So important, don't you think, to have a goal or purpose in life worth striving for? Joining the Reform Club, defeating the Woke Mind Virus, freeing J6 political prisoners, striving for spiritual perfection and COLONIZING MARS. Thanks, LL, for the photo of our new colony.

Space is Deep,

LSP

1 comment:

Beans said...

What JD Vance, as head of the US Space Council, needs to do is pound the ever-living dog feces out of NASA. Kill the SLS. Kill most of the bullscat programs where you have a 5 year study to create a 10 year study to design something in 20 years that... goes nowhere and is cancelled.

Hey, NASA, where are the Lunar Suits for our human landing program? Where are the nextgen pressure suits and EVA suits that should have been available decades ago (we are running out of functioning space suit parts. We can't have two astronauts of the same size in space at the same time because we're that short of pieces parts.)

Get control of NASA and the jobs-not-product programs that it represents. And then use that money to actually get into space.