Sunday, March 3, 2024

Le Petit Prince

 



All the world knows Petit Prince Macron has promised French troops to Ukraine to fight against evil Putler Bear. Far-sighted readers will remember France has an ill-fated habit of attacking Russia. Perhaps it'll work out differently this time, eh?




What do you think. Do you think the entire French Army could defeat the Ukrainian Army or even the Polish Army? Perhaps it could handle the Romanian armed forces with the help of the British. Or not.




Serious point. What is NATO but a US Protectorate? And what happens when the money dries up, at 30++ TN USD$ and counting. Gold standard, anyone?

Advance to Contact,

LSP

7 comments:

Wild, wild west said...

Dien Bien Phooey on that! Let them eat cake!

LSP said...

Dam straight, Mr. Wild.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

NATO
Since European have gone to war with each other on an average of every thirty years, NATO was created to keep them in check.

LL said...

I say, "SEND THE FRENCH ARMY!" Will there be a sale of French small arms? Never fired and only dropped once?

LSP said...

And lest we forget, WSF, to stop the onrushing hordes of the Warsaw Pact. That's gone now, thank God, but there's still plenty of tyrannous commies knocking about, not least at home.

LSP said...

LL, one word:

YES.

Mike_C said...

President Macron is merely the tool through which G-d’s work is being done. Instead of the stirring but inappropriately nationalistic notes of La Marseillaise, I can hear the French troops singing the anthem of the Permanent World Order as they march into the meat grinder to uphold the (totally-legitimate and not at all Deep State-engineered) regime of our peter-puffing, penis piano playing, second greatest ally.

“As He died to make men holy, let us die to … er, deliver the breadbasket of Europe, North Africa, Indonesia, and Bangladesh into the hands of BlackRock?”

Because the following Just Will Not Do.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SIxOl1EraXA

We can have fun mocking the frogs, but we normal Americans have more in common with the Frenchman of La France profonde than we do with any Finks or Nulands. Or Bidens, Clintons, Kerrys, Grahams, McConnells, Macrons, Trudeaus (Trudeaux?) or what have you.