Thursday, March 21, 2024

Just Strolling In The Rain



Most Anglican priests in North America typically stay in their parish or mission for about five years before moving on to moar cash greater and higher things. At least that's what the stats said a few years ago, and I reflected on that as I strolled through the sylvan boulevards of Olde Texas in the gentle rain. How can you possibly, as a clergyman, get to know the people and place of your cure in just five years?

Well you can't, not to any great extent, and there's a virtue in staying in one place for a length of time. Of course it helps if the place in question is congenial and involves riding, shooting, fishing and, today, gentle, soothing rain. Enjoy it while you can, fellow citizens of this bucolic rural haven in North Central Texas.




Weather reverie over, I strolled past a sign for the impending eclipse and into the food bank, which does a brisk business because no one can afford to buy food at the supermarkets, and talked to their leaderene who has to be pushing 90 but doesn't look a day younger or older than she did 15 years ago.

What a good woman and tough as nails, I used to shoot pistols with her husband, RIP, back in the day using pictures of Episcopal Church bishop figures as targets. Fun. Then it was a short saunter over to the Square, complete with its Confederate war memorial. No, no-one's even thought of taking that down, and from there to a shop I've never been in.





To be fair, it's changed hands a few times since I've been here and now advertises "alterations." Interesting, and I went inside to investigate. Sure enough, it's definitely an alterations shop and I visited with the owner who was inundated with work. Yes, she could create a suit, but didn't have the time. You see, what happens is that people, typically women, buy stuff online which doesn't fit them and then take it to be fixed. So she has a roaring trade and fair play to her, I'll go there in the future instead of driving to Dallas.

Speaking of which, Janey Tailor on the corner of Greenville and Mockingbird did a stand-up job fixing not one but four old but nice suits, DB, 3B, 2B. "You are wizards!" I exclaimed to the excellent Korean sewing crew at Janey Tailor, and they are, but now I want to shop local. I like the vibe of this shop. Next stop?




Gold Nugget Pawn. I bought my first Lee Enfield there back in the far-off mists of time and used to bring great containers of Holy Water for the staff. They said they needed it, which they doubtless did. Then the owner Miss Dale died, I buried her, and Cindy took over the operation only to sell the shop off. Now it's under new management who are staunch #2A, so we get on well. I'll offer to bless the place, maybe an exorcism'd be in order.




On the way back to the Compound, I passed by the Pick 'n Steal, still going strong after all these years, though I miss the Nepalese who used to run it, and swung 'round the corner past what used to be the Meth Shack. That's no more and's being fixed up by Jose who, is, I think, from El Salvador. A good man and maybe he'll go to Mission #1's new Spanish Mass.

Regardless, back at the front porch of the Compound I looked out on the rain of a Texan morning and thanked God for bringing me here. So much better than, say, Baltimore, Philly or the suburban ghetto Maryland suburbs of DC. 




You see, gentle readers, I've pretty much been a slum priest for much of my time, so this is most congenial, in a semi-abandoned railway town kinda way. You'll note, in passing, that priests tend to stay two years in this position before moving on, and I've stayed over fifteen, this is a record. No inclination to move either, and there you have it, and Devil take the hindmost.

In other news, my eldest texted me yesterday as I was collecting clothes from the Dallas Koreans, "Dad, they've promoted me to Sergeant." And so they had, right there in the field. I texted back, "WELL DONE. GOOD WORK." We must take our victories as we find 'em.

Stand Strong,

LSP

15 comments:

Mike_C said...

Congratulations to the Sergeant!

LSP said...

Thanks, M!

I tell you, it's been a journey, but hey. LL was and has been great help.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

+2 Mike_C

Beans said...

Congratulations on not peeving off your superiors to where they get vindictive and force a move on you, like they do in the Roman Catholic Church all too often (screwing over the good priests and protecting the bad and useless ones.)

How useless? When my wife converted from Judaism to Catholicism, she had the baby priest backed into the corner of his office and was asking questions of faith that the senior priest couldn't answer. Over simple things like when exactly, once you accept the word of God, are you saved?

Your life in backwoods Texas sounds ideal. A person from 50 or 100 years ago would not be lost in your life.

Being able to stroll around town not armored and armed up for urban combat in some third world city must be very nice.

And congrats to the Sergeant. I hope he can survive the DEIing of our military.

drjim said...

You and your flock are truly blessed, Parson.

Add another "Well Done" for the young Sergeant!

Julie Culshaw said...

I wish you many more years in your beloved town.
Koreans are wonderful tailors, years ago I bought a suit for my husband in a thrift shop. It was about 2 sizes too large for him, but it was Italian and good wool and I knew that. A local tailor, Korean, said he would size it down but only because of the quality of the wool. The alteration cost as much as the suit did, but well worth it. And now grandson #1 is wearing the jacket, so the suit lives on.

Dad of Six said...

There is nothing like living out in the sticks. Our township has about 3300 people in it, with towns nearby that we patronize for groceries and chicken feed. Wifey and I have our final resting spots picked out a half mile east of our house.


Congrats to the new sergeant! I pray for a change in leadership, so that he can serve as long as he desires without being forced out like my nephew. Nephew refused the jab and the Navy discharged him after 18 years of duty.

glasslass said...

Congratulation to the new Sergent.

Beans - Being able to stroll around town not armored and armed up for urban combat in some third world city must be very nice.

They exist and I'm living in one. We had Zero murders last year. And I think it's always been a very small number. We no longer have a square as it left one night in a very, very big wind. I think it's called a F4 tornado. We probably have 10 thousand left and I'm a Texas transplant.

LL said...

I've cross posted this to the California Exodus site where Californians looking to leave and californicate somewhere else search for new destinations...I knew you wouldn't mind.

LL said...

PS - I chatted with the Sgt., who was elevated in the ranks, about his push to the drill field and from there to a commission. Well done young sergeant.

Seamus1962 said...

I would love to have a parish in a small town. - to me it looks like a slice of “non-woke” heaven. Congrats on your son’s promotion to E-5!

Wild, wild west said...

Congratulations to the young Sergeant!

Buck sergeant is a fine rank, no more cleaning latrines, that's what privates are for, but you do have to supervise their work, so it's not all roses and lilacs. In my youth, in a land far, far away that no longer exists by precisely the same name, it involved diesel fuel, a match and a long stick to stir the contents of a cut-down 55-gallon barrel until consumed. It is considerable better to supervise that process from a discrete distance, I discovered, than to do the actual stirring one's own self.

Thus is the wisdom of the NCO corps ladled down from one generation to another.

Old NFO said...

Congrats to him!

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Chas S. Clifton said...

You sound well-rooted. Do you give driving directions with "Turn left at the corner where Such-and-such used to be"?

I knew I had dug in to my little community when the volunteer fire dept. chief told me to come to a location like this: "Go down Jackson Hill and turn by the corral where they found the body" . . . and I knew just where he meant.