Monday, July 23, 2018

Michelle Mondays!

Here at Melania Mondays! we've been accused of being partisan, unfair, of only covering stories about America's beautiful, popular, glamorous and intelligent First Lady. But what about Michelle, even Vogue couldn't make her look good. 

We want to change that and thanks to a heady dose of owl magic, we're delighted to announce a new fragrance.

Michelle, eau de parfum isn't just a scent, it's a multi-spectrum solution, from weed killer to rat poison to stench bomb. And let's not forget the spiritual aspect.

In liquid or solid state incense form, Michelle Musk is a guaranteed draw to evil spirits, like a Draw Mo contest but for demons instead of Jihadis. Fine difference but you get the point. Crack open the Musk and... there's a demon.

Just make sure you've got an exorcist on hand, a real one who uses Latin, which Satan fears.




LL said...

I prefer Melania Monday.

I realize that it's a preference.

I'm a heterosexual male - therefore Mitchel (aka Michelle) Obama holds no interest for me. Maybe she'd be better off wearing Old Spice aftershave?

Jim said...

I'm with LL here. Melania is attractive, intelligent, and seems to be a pleasant lady. While Michelle seems to be intelligent enough, she seems to be lacking in the third quality.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Michelle Obama is the sexier woman ever. The MSM say so and I trust the media implicitly.

RHT447 said...

There may be something here in the way of an appetite suppression/weight loss protocol. Can't quite put my finger on it.

Adrienne said...

In a word - NO!

LSP said...

LL, some say that Michelle's an hermaphrodite instead of a tranny. I don't know, it could be either but I'm no expert.

Saying that, I recognize the business opportunity in bottling the musk (thx).

Melania Mondays! is definitely preferable.

LSP said...

That's a good point, Jim; is Michelle a lady or some kind of hermaphrodite. I know, it's argued that the former "First Lady" was in fact a man, but maybe that's going too far?

LSP said...

Infidel, we must all OBEY OUR MASTERS.

LSP said...

The "musk" has multiple applications, RHT... and you've discovered a new one -- diet pill.

LSP said...

Adrienne, I apologize!